If you had to be....... you know!

[targetguy1]

the closest thing to being a homo for me would be to nail one of those ESPN bodybuilder chicks!! I mean I am not a homo at all but they are females taking super large doses of steroids so its kinda close?

i think this is the closest i would come if its true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvZ-hMcLANM