If you had to be....... you know!

[eejit101]

firstly, I am at work, and am bored in my lunch hour, so I decided to ask the following....

After letting Jen talk to targetguy last night and NDN for a bit, she was trying to convince Josh that I was secretly not a g4y man, and was happily hers.

So......

If you had to be h0m0sexually inclined, and had to pick 2 people on the world to be with of the same sex, who would it be and why????

[freeringo]

So I'm sitting here reading this rubbish and the thought of what man I would like to be with sexually runs into a closed door.

I would rather sit and a sore hemroid for 3 hours than to even try to wrap my head around your concoction.

[JustineA]

i know who i pick if i am not a homosexual, but like this, really dont know

[targetguy1]

like i said before if i was *** you would be hat man eejit. i think you i would want a 5 way or maybe a 6 way with eejit, pan, ringo, glo and klinkman. i would let terp flim it all also. thats just my though. maybe ndn could make us a website to sell the videos on.

[markjfixit]

the closest thing to being a homo for me would be to nail one of those ESPN bodybuilder chicks!! I mean I am not a homo at all but they are females taking super large doses of steroids so its kinda close?

[targetguy1]

the closest thing to being a homo for me would be to nail one of those ESPN bodybuilder chicks!! I mean I am not a homo at all but they are females taking super large doses of steroids so its kinda close?

i think this is the closest i would come if its true.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvZ-hMcLANM

[sweetpea]

Okay, I have hit "reply" to this thread 3 times then stopped myself from typing, but here goes. I think you're all missing the point here. I've found that when someone asks a question like this, they're not so much interested in YOUR answers as they are excited to tell you THEIR answer, sooooo that being said....: Eejit, who do you want to shag with?

[targetguy1]

Okay, I have hit "reply" to this thread 3 times then stopped myself from typing, but here goes. I think you're all missing the point here. I've found that when someone asks a question like this, they're not so much interested in YOUR answers as they are excited to tell you THEIR answer, sooooo that being said....: Eejit, who do you want to shag with?

thats an easy question. i think we all know he wants to shag with me. i mean yesterday jen even seemed to get a little jealous over our convo on the computer.

[freeringo]

thats an easy question. i think we all know he wants to shag with me. i mean yesterday jen even seemed to get a little jealous over our convo on the computer.

Did you tell Eejit about your hairy back and your wart problem?

[targetguy1]

Did you tell Eejit about your hairy back and your wart problem?

well if they dont ask i certainly wont tell them about it. i like to see people's face when they see them for the first time.

[taylovesthebeatles]

looool eej.

Am I exempt from this question or do you still want my answer?

[woohoosue]

looool eej.

Am I exempt from this question or do you still want my answer?

yeah i want to know .I will reword question to fit ..."of your gender who do you want to do most?" ..who's your fantasy Tay?

[navuta]

I would take Myself and Navuta..
The two hottest mans in the world..
I think also Pelé is nice choice...
...
Ejjit and globug is also a nice choice..
.. I guess I would take everone...
humm.
WTF!!!....

[eejit101]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg

[targetguy1]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg

ummm i did answer mine seriously

[TerpZone]

oh come on guys this is so easy...brad pitt.

[PANAMHIEST]

I am gonna say if i were inclined to date and shag a male it would either be brad pitt or richard gere.

[BnLM5]

So as I have been studying and very hard I will add, this is what I have been missing..... Oh boy????? As I laugh and shake my head. I miss and love you guys!

[navuta]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg

OMG...
U guys are talking seriously... U guys are such toad and frogs....
Cant belive u accutaly have a preference on an male to chosse...
I thought u were a true man eejit...
...
..............THE VARIENCE PARTY IS ON..............

i dont care if u are homosexual.. better for us.. more woman around.!

[GloBug]

ummm no one. im am happy with my manhood. dont need any fudge on my package.

[freeringo]

OMG...
U guys are talking seriously... U guys are such toad and frogs....
Cant belive u accutaly have a preference on an male to chosse...
I thought u were a true man eejit...
...
..............THE VARIENCE PARTY IS ON..............

i dont care if u are homosexual.. better for us.. more woman around.!

Frogs and Toads indeed.


The best put down ever/

[eejit101]

Ill bet NDN loves toads.

[0maxpower0]

I wanna know!!!!

Mine.....

Ill answer seriously tho.

Mark Wahlberg and Andy Samberg

HAHAHA. "Hey goat how u doing... i like your beard.... hey goat, i produce entourage.... say hi to your mother for me" Eej, Im HOPING that youre referering the the saturdeay night live skit, with andy samberg. If you havent seen it then it really is an odd coincidence. The skit "marky mark talks to animals" is probably hands down the stupidest and funniest sketch he has ever made. IF anyone reading this HASNT seen it, then go to snl.copm or whatever youtube or hulu, and see this sketch. Watch the one with JUST andy samberg, as it was the first one. "hey chicken... ya know a lotta people just wanna eat you, but i just wanna talk to you" LOL WATCH THIS CLIP. OH yea, and Johnny Depp anyone??? jesus come on, i mean, johnny depp!!

-0max

[taylovesthebeatles]

Brad Pitt is so overrated, Terp. Him and Tom Cruise, no thank you very much. I will pass.

Uhhh okay let's see...Maggie Gylenhaal or however you spell it for sure, ScarJo...those types. I can't really think of anyone specific, but that's the general idea of women I go for. No one like Angelina Jolie though, although she's attractive and all, she's also batshiat insane, which is a no go for me. Also not really a fan of Megan Fox, sorry eej.

[0maxpower0]

Maggie Gylennhal?? Really? Shes kinda cute i guess, I mean, it wouldnt take me that many beers to get around how horrible of an actress she is, but rly? You ever see the batman movie she was in. Her acting was so horrible, it completely made her an ugo in my eyes. I literally just wanted to punch her in the face the entire movie, was glad to see her blow up in the end :-p. Her acting is almost as bad as megan fox's :-p. To each their own and everything, but man, id definately be going with scar jo or whatever (i presume u meant scarlet johannsen) as opposed to her

-0max