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  1. #1
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    A Holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, 'Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'

    The Lord led the holy man to two doors.

    He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

    In the middle of the room was a large round table..

    In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew,
    which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

    The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.

    They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.

    But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

    The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

    The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

    There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.

    The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking.

    The holy man said, 'I don't understand.

    'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill.

    You see, they have learned to feed each other.

    The greedy think only of themselves.'

    When Jesus died on the cross, he was thinking of you..

    Its estimated 93% won't forward this.

    If you are one of the 7% who will, forward this with the title '7%'.

    I'm in the 7%

    Remember that

    I will always share my spoon with you.

    I hope everybody in the BAP reads this. I think we can all relate to this.

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    I noticed like prison, Heaven and hell don't offer forks.

  3. #3
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    Kitty I will spoon feed you anyday,and there probally right not alot people care much about others these days.Glad some still do,is that why your so loved around here?That and that first place you rolled in with,great job girl!

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