Competition! - Random Gifts

[taylovesthebeatles]

I don't really have anything to add to this, but it reminds me of a game me and some buddies would play when we needed a good laugh like on a long car trip or something.

You talk about 2 things, random things, but when purchased together from a walmart would raise an eyebrow or get a weird reaction from the cashier.

Some funny ones I remember:
- dozen eggs and a sledgehammer
- 12" butcher knife and a bottle of all purpose cleaner
- A roll of string and sone tin cans

And probably the funniest so far...
- pack of baby diapers and a box of condoms

This trio of items is way better:

-Duct tape
-sleeping pills
-a box of condoms

Yep, Klink totally bought those once.

[eejit101]

The last things i got were awesome.

Im now on a hunt for more, so far Terp is in the lead

[freeringo]

needlenose pliers
needle and thread
gauze and tape
large bottle of alcohol
rat poison

[Piatu]

Every girl wants own horse

...so buy to him little of salami.
Horse meat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[0maxpower0]

Never seen this thread before. I about laughed my *** off when i saw the envelope with an apple slice... where does that comes from?? I love it!
A roll of aluminum foil and corn on the cob holders. Two things everyone needs

-0max

[eejit101]

Lol, genius.

Piatu's avatar thing scares the crap out of me.