Competition! - Random Gifts

[eejit101]

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

[navuta]

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

Hey.. great ramdom competition.
Is always nice to win gifts... iven if its a rose wo took from our neighbor yard, or a post card.

So my gift for Jennifer is a stolen Rose or Flower. (u cant buy it).
And a printed photography. Can be you both togueter or iven a postcard, with a poem writen on the back. I think both gifts toguether would be fantastic.. a rose with a printed photography of u both kissing with a love poem on the back.
what u think?

[TerpZone]

what u think?

I think you don't get the point of this game.

I think you should give her an instruction manual to a random home appliance (washing machine, boiler, air conditioner, etc.) and a bouncy ball.

[navuta]

I think you don't get the point of this game.

I think you should give her an instruction manual to a random home appliance (washing machine, boiler, air conditioner, etc.) and a bouncy ball.

humm... ok i got the spirit.
So i think you should give her a laboratory rat with H1N1 virus, and a used female condom...
is more like that?
very ramdom?
I think she will preffer the rose and the photography.

[Lilred36]

Hmm A mountain dew and a blue MM,yummy.Sounds like you found someone you like alot,kudos DONK!

[Stoneydc04]

A mushroom stamp and some ice?

nah j/k

[TerpZone]

So how quickly until this competition falls apart like your DARE ME TO DO THINGS competition

[markjfixit]

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

so you know this girl or your talking random two different woman every week??

[eejit101]

its my girlfriend. And she loves random ****.

And this will keep going every week.

I love the ranom manual and ball idea. Genius.

Navuta, im thinking something sensible, not used condoms and a rat with MRSA or whatever it is.

[Arsenal28]

A ketchup packet from McDonald's and a toothpick that comes in a club sandwich.

[eejit101]

Thats just a bit too....cheap Arsenal.

Remember - dont tell me score. Its on in 25 mins! DONT MENTION IT AT ALL.

Also - My random idea was a Kinder Egg and an envelope containing an Apple Slice

[TerpZone]

Thats just a bit too....cheap Arsenal.

Remember - dont tell me score. Its on in 25 mins! DONT MENTION IT AT ALL.

Also - My random idea was a Kinder Egg and an envelope containing an Apple Slice

Give her an apple containing an envelope.

[woohoosue]

a small jar of honey and hershey kisses

it says love.....awww u r so sweet......u r like candy....... u r sunny..... u r light..... u r creamy ....u melt in my mouth ... i love you jen... ok the last line may be too much

[eejit101]

Hmmm, youd think wouldnt ya

[woohoosue]

bath salts of lavender and a lavender colored head bandahhh amore

[Lilred36]

a small jar of honey and hershey kisses

it says love.....awww u r so sweet......u r like candy....... u r sunny..... u r light..... u r creamy ....u melt in my mouth ... i love you jen... ok the last line may be too much

He said under 5 dollars,have you tried to buy a jar of honey lately? You know all the bees are dissappearing and were all doomed.Cell phones to blame I think.

[freeringo]

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

BLAH BLAH BALH

I'm still waiting for you to do one of the dares for chips you started in July.

So BLAH BLAH BLAH

I'll believe it when I see it.

Very amusing idea though.
You must be bored

[navuta]

BLAH BLAH BALH

I'm still waiting for you to do one of the dares for chips you started in July.

So BLAH BLAH BLAH

I'll believe it when I see it.

Very amusing idea though.
You must be bored

lol..
what would u give to her ringo?
give jen some NDN chips..
very ramdom...

[freeringo]

lol..
what would u give to her ringo?
give jen some NDN chips..
very ramdom...

I would like to give her a nice spanking.

[woohoosue]

I would like to give her a nice spanking.

jealous much? now stop sulking that she is monopolizing eejits spare time and wish him well dude! and then grab your wife and go at it yes right there in the livingroom and no dont draw the shades leave em open ..then when u r all sweaty and lying there on the floor all out of breath ..... realize he just wants a little of that..so be happy for him freeringo!

[freeringo]

jealous much? now stop sulking that she is monopolizing eejits spare time and wish him well dude! and then grab your wife and go at it yes right there in the livingroom and no dont draw the shades leave em open ..then when u r all sweaty and lying there on the floor all out of breath ..... realize he just wants a little of that..so be happy for him freeringo!

My happiness in my relationship with my wife is envious.
I wish Eejit finds true happiness and alot of spankings.

The best gift he could give her is his submission.

[DINGO8MYBABY]

For his tenth birthday, I bought my nephew a box of macaroni and cheese. He still talks about it a decade later. What was funny, other than his reaction when he unwrapped it, was his trying to figure out what it was beforehand--even the sound of the macaronis didn't give it away. That remains the great thing about food items as gifts; people can never guess what they are. For his eleventh birthday, I got him a can of pork and beans, though I stole it from my mom's pantry.

Thus, I recommend food items. Maybe something slightly unusual, like a pomegranate, or a tangelo.