Competition! - Random Gifts

[eejit101]

Inspired by NDN, i bring you this random competition.

You can win - Probably not much, maybe something NDN based, who knows.

Background - NDN once suggested to me in a historic late night chat that i should buy a girl some mash potato as a random gift, and she would love me. Ever since this i have actually bought people random things. I once got a friend a HSM3 keyring. I got Jen a necklace on Friday, and with it i gave her a muffin and a small box of cereal. Random stuff.


So - Post 2 random items i should buy her. Each friday, ill pick the winner and giver her those 2 gifts.


Simple rules - The cost for the 2 items combined must be available in the UK. It also must be under $5.

It can literabbly be anything. You can use whatever jokes or metaphores you wish, im sure shed love it.


Ill post each Friday what she says to the gifts.


Enjoy

[bhunt79]

I don't really have anything to add to this, but it reminds me of a game me and some buddies would play when we needed a good laugh like on a long car trip or something.

You talk about 2 things, random things, but when purchased together from a walmart would raise an eyebrow or get a weird reaction from the cashier.

Some funny ones I remember:
- dozen eggs and a sledgehammer
- 12" butcher knife and a bottle of all purpose cleaner
- A roll of string and sone tin cans

And probably the funniest so far...
- pack of baby diapers and a box of condoms

[taylovesthebeatles]

I don't really have anything to add to this, but it reminds me of a game me and some buddies would play when we needed a good laugh like on a long car trip or something.

You talk about 2 things, random things, but when purchased together from a walmart would raise an eyebrow or get a weird reaction from the cashier.

Some funny ones I remember:
- dozen eggs and a sledgehammer
- 12" butcher knife and a bottle of all purpose cleaner
- A roll of string and sone tin cans

And probably the funniest so far...
- pack of baby diapers and a box of condoms

This trio of items is way better:

-Duct tape
-sleeping pills
-a box of condoms

Yep, Klink totally bought those once.

[eejit101]

The last things i got were awesome.

Im now on a hunt for more, so far Terp is in the lead

[freeringo]

needlenose pliers
needle and thread
gauze and tape
large bottle of alcohol
rat poison

[Piatu]

Every girl wants own horse

...so buy to him little of salami.
Horse meat - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[0maxpower0]

Never seen this thread before. I about laughed my *** off when i saw the envelope with an apple slice... where does that comes from?? I love it!
A roll of aluminum foil and corn on the cob holders. Two things everyone needs

-0max

[eejit101]

Lol, genius.

Piatu's avatar thing scares the crap out of me.