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  1. 05-21-2009, 10:58 AM #1
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    Default What's the differece between a Hillbilly and a Flatlander?

    Flatlander get laid and Hillbillies make love.

    Anyone else please imput your thoughts.
  2. 05-21-2009, 11:02 AM #2
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    Flatlanders say " Crap I think the camera just got me running that red light"
    Hillbillies say " Was that a stop sign back there"
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    A Flatlander will walk up a hill to fetch a pail of water....

    a hillybilly will send his wife.
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    I have no idea what your on about....

    A flatlander owns several pairs of Loafers.
    A hillbilly owns several animal pleasuring devices?

    Im so lost!

    I just make them up.

    A flatlander has a huge....... ego
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    I have no idea what your on about....

    A flatlander owns several pairs of Loafers.
    A hillbilly owns several animal pleasuring devices?

    Im so lost!

    I just make them up.

    A flatlander has a huge....... ego
    A hillbilly makes huge pancakes.

    Thought you might need help finishing
    I love the first one
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    i lost my viginity to a flatlander


    i got it back from the hillbilly. don't ask me how.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo sue View Post
    i lost my viginity to a flatlander


    i got it back from the hillbilly. don't ask me how.


    I am dying over here.
    LMMFAO
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    A flatlander a hillbilly and a goat walk into a bar......


    I don't know what happened next ..I ain't going in there!
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    A flatlander calls a tow truck
    A hillbilly pushes his car home
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    flatlanders take out the trash


    hillbillies marry them
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    a flatlander shops for food

    a hillbilly kills his.

    i know its cheesy but couldnt think of one.
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    Why don't hillbilly women use vibrators?


    It chips their teeth
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