Heres what i was gona do pasta wise...

Pasta hollow tube things, then mince beef, tomatoes, pepper, salt, a touch of paprika (trust me), couple of peppers, garlic, simmer and whatever so its NOT runny.

Then serve with garlic baguette, sprinkle strong cheddar cheese on top (fk parmesan) drizzle with dressing, side salad et.c

Like a bolognase, but not.