The modern hillbilly

[navuta]

Once I opened a can of green beans, drained the water, poured in some ketchup. Yummm lunch. I only dirtied a fork

Another good one is when you go to a diner ask for water.
Pour in some ketchup, a little tabasco, salt and pepper and walla
you have a snappy tom.

ahhh
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thats disgusting.
Hope your wife can cook well for u.