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    Default Scratchers!

    I went to town early this am to get breakfast. I stopped at the store to get smokes and I bought two $1.00 lottery tickets scratchers. (California) For those of you who don't know where I live. Anyway I bought one for him and one for me as I am weird like that. He lost :( and I won $25.00 on mine! I am smiling!

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    I used to work in a liquor store that sold scratch offs in Maryland. The odds were twice as good as they are here in NY, but I still usually spent my entire days pay on that **** and Keno.

    I hate scratchoffs. :(

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerpZone View Post
    I used to work in a liquor store that sold scratch offs in Maryland. The odds were twice as good as they are here in NY, but I still usually spent my entire days pay on that **** and Keno.

    I hate scratchoffs. :(
    Ouch! TerpZ you got sick with it didn't ya? I can see why you hate them.

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    Won $50 on my first $1 scratchoff there. Chased that **** until they banned me from playing any more one day because the lotto count was low after I had played.

    Then I moved to keno! Probably did better in that though.

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    Lottery scrath cards are a tax on the idiotic....

    Spend $1 - odds of winning anything = bad.

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    eh, the odds on the MD lotto weren't horrible. 1:2.9 or so on the $10 dollar ones, 1:3.5 on the $5 and 1:4 on the $1

    Beats the 1:92530978 in New York.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Lottery scrath cards are a tax on the idiotic....

    Spend $1 - odds of winning anything = bad.
    Don't buy them then! I never win enough to get rich with them but for the most part I do relatively decent. Out of the last three I scratched I won on all of them. $7.00, $10.00, and $25.00. All different games and all but the $25.00 winning ticket were bought for me.

    Nonetheless I don't consider it a tax as I am helping the schools in Calif. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerpZone View Post
    eh, the odds on the MD lotto weren't horrible. 1:2.9 or so on the $10 dollar ones, 1:3.5 on the $5 and 1:4 on the $1

    Beats the 1:92530978 in New York.
    We have $1,$2,$3, and $5 tickets in the scratchers and each denomination has several different games and each game has different odds of winning a dollar amount vs. a free ticket. For example one $1 game ticket has the the odds of 1:4.5 for any prize and the odds of 1:7.5 for a money prize. And each game varies along with the largest amount that can be won in the game.

    I don't think we have $10 tickets. Do we Ringo?

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    yeah, every game differs but usually the denominations are pretty similar in payouts. We had 1,2,3,5,10,20,30 in Maryland. Never went above the 10s though.

    One of the guys that worked at the place before me once hit a grand a week for life. He went up to the manager and was like uhh... look at this for me.

    He never came back.

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    In UK we have some cool ones, they are kinda fun, but i dont do them.

    Prizes go up to £1mil on the £5 ones.

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    u know whats funny is that when i was 17 i used to buy scratchers from a 7-11 near my moms house when i lived thee and one night i went in and bought $20 worth of $1 scratchers and won on the 1st one i did i won $500 and the last one i did i won another $500. well knowing that i couldnt cash them in i got a friend of mine to do it and and i blew all the money on a trip to yosemite. damn i wish i had that luck now.

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    Lol, awesome.

    Proves you had no concept of maths as a 17 year old, but you spent it wisely!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Lol, awesome.

    Proves you had no concept of maths as a 17 year old, but you spent it wisely!

    well yeah i could have spent it on drugs and alchohal but i decided to go spend a weekend with my girl and a few friends out in the wilderness. it was good times. its one of those memories that will always stick in your head and that makes it worth what i spent. plus i got laid that weekend. my girl and i had been together for like 4 weeks and yosemite was the the snake charmer that worked.

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    I love playing the lotto. I have had to pay taxes on my wins for a few years. Usually, I am a lucky gambler....You know what I call the lottery....A poor man's dream!

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    That is a good name for it PK! To up date my lottery winning streak. I stopped by the store on the way home from school today and purchased two more $1 tickets and he lost and I won $2. I always say a push is as good as a win! I am four for four now. Uh Oh! I hope I don't get sick with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BnLM5 View Post
    I went to town early this am to get breakfast. I stopped at the store to get smokes and I bought two $1.00 lottery tickets scratchers. (California) For those of you who don't know where I live. Anyway I bought one for him and one for me as I am weird like that. He lost :( and I won $25.00 on mine! I am smiling!

    Awesomesauce

    Now buy 5 more and an 18 pack.

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    If you think that all the money you spend on scratchers and lottery actually gets to the schools,you are very wrong.
    On average(in California) of the proceeds from lottery,scratchers,and Keno only 27% makes it to the schools
    the other 73% is taken by administrative costs...whatever that means
    not so good in my opinion,but still better than nothing

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marakesh View Post
    If you think that all the money you spend on scratchers and lottery actually gets to the schools,you are very wrong.
    On average(in California) of the proceeds from lottery,scratchers,and Keno only 27% makes it to the schools
    the other 73% is taken by administrative costs...whatever that means
    not so good in my opinion,but still better than nothing
    Yeah, I know. Lol as I was sarcastically speaking/writing and using the excuse as a reason to justify my buying lottery ticket scratchers. But thank you. I always find a way to joke about that as when they first came about the big deal was to see the lottery help our schools. I guess there was more to that in the fine print because it didn't really go the way it was said. Did it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pokerkitty6 View Post
    I love playing the lotto. I have had to pay taxes on my wins for a few years. Usually, I am a lucky gambler....You know what I call the lottery....A poor man's dream!
    Why not collect losing tickets then to avoid the taxes? My uncle hit $30,000 on a slot in AC once and bought $30,000 worth of losing lotto tickets for $800 from some guy on the street to offset the taxes. He paid nothing to the govt.

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    I will never gamble my money on something I dont have odds to aply for..
    Stop gambling..
    Start playing...
    Better life for us all!

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    Quote Originally Posted by navuta View Post
    I will never gamble my money on something I dont have odds to aply for..
    Stop gambling..
    Start playing...
    Better life for us all!
    What are you kidding? Do you think that you do not gamble? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by BnLM5 View Post
    What are you kidding? Do you think that you do not gamble? Lol
    No...
    I usualy never gamble....
    lol...
    Until I found something cool like this drawing and things for free like other stuff..
    .But I only gamble on poker when Im on tilt...
    For sure..
    Gambling is for kids...
    I dont like gambling...
    I just like to win ramdom things...lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by TerpZone View Post
    Why not collect losing tickets then to avoid the taxes? My uncle hit $30,000 on a slot in AC once and bought $30,000 worth of losing lotto tickets for $800 from some guy on the street to offset the taxes. He paid nothing to the govt.
    That is utter genius

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    That is utter genius
    New York City man. You can find someone for anything.

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    And you can get milled

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