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    Default For those who live vicariously through me (Ringo)

    After chasing a certain girl for 3 months... well not chasing, more having a serious of unlucky events.

    1 - First time i spoke to her, she was angry, i made her laugh.
    2 - Second time, i asked her for a drink, she said no. Sad times.
    3 - Saw her 2 weeks later, she said "Sorry, was having problems with my ex, ask me again soon"
    4 - A month later i saw her, made my genius "Closest youll be to being on top of me" line, and got a date.
    5 - She didnt show up.
    6 - Her ex was outside her house all day, so she couldnt leave.
    7 - Her ex left for somewhere else, praise the lord.
    8 - Arranged a date for last wednesday.
    9 - She cancelled, had to work, changed for the upcoming wednesday.

    10 - She needed a sim card for her cell phone. I had a new spare one. Took it to her work for her. Chatted a bit. Ended up, after some pursuasion that she didnt need 7 hours sleep, arranging to meet her from work at 0030, 1 hour time.

    This girl is hot, which i will prove in an attachment

    So, Ringo, feel free to phone or text with important US news for me like last time

    Ill PM u my cell number if u wish to artake in a little fun.

    99% liekly i am coming home alone, she is working int he morning.

    1% i am not, in which case ill let you know in the morning

    Oh yeah, and we have a definate date on wednesday all day. Apparently we are doing some finger painting as i randomly suggested it.

    And we are gonna eat an apple, and stroke a donkey.

    Random days.


    Oh yeah, pic
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