For those who live vicariously through me (Ringo)

[eejit101]

After chasing a certain girl for 3 months... well not chasing, more having a serious of unlucky events.

1 - First time i spoke to her, she was angry, i made her laugh.
2 - Second time, i asked her for a drink, she said no. Sad times.
3 - Saw her 2 weeks later, she said "Sorry, was having problems with my ex, ask me again soon"
4 - A month later i saw her, made my genius "Closest youll be to being on top of me" line, and got a date.
5 - She didnt show up.
6 - Her ex was outside her house all day, so she couldnt leave.
7 - Her ex left for somewhere else, praise the lord.
8 - Arranged a date for last wednesday.
9 - She cancelled, had to work, changed for the upcoming wednesday.

10 - She needed a sim card for her cell phone. I had a new spare one. Took it to her work for her. Chatted a bit. Ended up, after some pursuasion that she didnt need 7 hours sleep, arranging to meet her from work at 0030, 1 hour time.

This girl is hot, which i will prove in an attachment

So, Ringo, feel free to phone or text with important US news for me like last time

Ill PM u my cell number if u wish to artake in a little fun.

99% liekly i am coming home alone, she is working int he morning.

1% i am not, in which case ill let you know in the morning

Oh yeah, and we have a definate date on wednesday all day. Apparently we are doing some finger painting as i randomly suggested it.

And we are gonna eat an apple, and stroke a donkey.

Random days.


Oh yeah, pic

[PANAMHIEST]

For some odd reason i got a grin plastered on my mugg too. Hope you had a great time, your a charmingly funny guy, so im sure yall was able to hit it off good. way 2 go

[eejit101]

Happy happy happy happy.

Ill post some pics soon. Promise

[TerpZone]

I had money last night.

We spent it on shots + drinks + pizza + taxi.

I spent waaaaay too much.

Pfft. When I was there, I used to go out, get home and wake up the next day and check my wallet and credit receipts.

And then find out I just spent 70-90 quid.

And then be like oh, wait, I'm American so this just cost me $140-$180. To drink. For the third time this week.

[woohoosue]

Now you got me grinning
STOP IT

I got me a big date this morning
With my wife
We are going to Walmart when it opens at 7am
woohoo

man who wouldnt smile about a ten foot pole.....now im smiling about your date ...I hope everyone is getting a little or more if the need arises... love makes the world go round..... one .two..three. smiling

[eejit101]

I spend £70 quid in 3 hours.

Women!

[woohoosue]

Genius.

I need some for tuesday and wednesday.

Donate away

fund will be depleted soon the way eejit dates ..lets put a minumum related to your shares ...lol ... risk vs reward...yup even in dating...

[TerpZone]

I spend £70 quid in 3 hours.

Women!

Look on the bright side. £70 for you is £70. £70 for me is $116.

[eejit101]

Yeah, but over there stuff = cheaper!

[TerpZone]

Yeah, but over there stuff = cheaper!

Eh, stuff is about the same amount of pounds as dollars.

Drinks are cheaper in the UK though!

[eejit101]

£3 a pint in town.