Top 10 Reasons why we miss Eejit?

[PANAMHIEST]

A few more reason why we miss eejit dearly:

11. He makes simon cowell look like ms. daisy
12. He is funny in a unintentional kinda way
13. he has no clue how his boxers kepp ending up on e-bay(ask targetguy)
14. he is the master of one liners
15. When eejit farts, navuta can still tell us what he had for dinner the night before
16. When I play horrible, he tell me I suck, which is actually good motivation
17. eejit has great constructive critizism.
18. He is the best ever sit-out player. The guy won more chips sleeping through his game than some people did playing.

I hope has a good time, and comes back to tell us all about it. Till then, we are all gonna have to stick it through, muscle up, band together, join hands, and sing a song.

[woohoosue]

i so agree with u panam! on #18


but is it the chip games we miss in thaT THOT OR EEJIT?

some of us who were missing him have found a silver lining in his absence
for those who haven't i say ....while slapping you.."GET OVER IT! MAN".....there is more pie for the rest of us.....ya know how he always grabbed the breast of fried chicken while others of us would cut it in half and only take half.....how easy we forget....or when the photographer at Macy's put him in the back ( dam it he's tall) and then right as the picture was snapped he mosh pit jumped right to the front, ruining our NDN year pic...well i remember! oh and the NDN picnic ok only i know about this ..he was in front of me and i had noticed the corn on the cob was running low and said to him"man i hope there is one left for me" and when he got to it and there was only one left he smiled at me picked it up licked it and set it back in the bowl......ok yes i still picked it up and ate it but still he thot i wouldn't... but go on sing his praises .... his absence has exponged his spell he had over me... I for one am greatful for the rest hes giving our lips that have in the past spent way to much time on his ***.
that said...
WE LOVE U EEJIT COME BACK SOON