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    100,000 Bermese Pythons are now loose in Florida.
    Florida has hired experts to revove them to the new snake pit.
    Where each snake is implanted with a transmitter and released north of Florida. That's a brilliant plan there.
    Catch 5-10 snakes a day and relocate them. Mean while 100,000 snakes will turn into 200,000 in a year.
    The animal lovers are in for it now. What would you rather have in your backyard? A Rabbit eating your garden or a Python eating your pet or child?
    Florida and America needs to get tough and open bounty on these predators before it's too late. I think if they put a $10 bounty on each snake, it still wouldn't stop the spread. It would get a lot of people
    out of the unemployment lines.
    Eradicate this snake before we hear that 1/2 of the United states is
    over run by Pythons.
    I never even got started about the hundreds of animal species the Python is destroying.

    Those snakes scare the hell out of me.

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    Dear County residents,

    We have done everything in our power to prevent predators from living in our community. Due to government pressure, we will be releasing
    6 - 40 foot phythons in the wooded area near the park. We are assured that the pythons will not represent any danger to anyone as long as we leave them alone, they will leave us alone.
    We do warn small dog and cat owners to keep your animals on a leash at all times.

    Best Regards,
    County Supes

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    Holy that is just plain crazy. 40 footers??? Better keep your small kiddos on a lease too. I just dont see what they are trying to accomplish with this, dont these snakes have some decent value when sold in pet stores? I would gather up these bad boys and just sell em, to people who want snakes around, but out in the wild? Those biggers snakes are gonna do something to someone one day, and then they are gonna be scrambling to find the killer snake, just like in the movies or something

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    Quote Originally Posted by PANAMHIEST View Post
    Holy that is just plain crazy. 40 footers??? Better keep your small kiddos on a lease too. I just dont see what they are trying to accomplish with this, dont these snakes have some decent value when sold in pet stores? I would gather up these bad boys and just sell em, to people who want snakes around, but out in the wild? Those biggers snakes are gonna do something to someone one day, and then they are gonna be scrambling to find the killer snake, just like in the movies or something
    That's how they got in the wild.
    Pet owners can't handle the python.
    I say $100 bounty per snake.
    Rednecks from Oklahoma and Texas and Arkansas will be there in the morning.

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    PYTHON SEASON!

    WABBIT SEASON!

    PYTHON SEASON!

    WABBIT SEASON!

    PYTHON...

    Which one is it, Ringo?


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    well they forgot to mention to keep your kids on a leash also. i mean a 40ft python against a 2 year old. that like feeding it a mouse. so sick. well pokerkitty i hope u dont any pythons running around.

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