lol,i love them all but ND's

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

thats a classic, I thought we were doing the worst, most of them were great,now some of you may not have seen my pick here but i have sandy brown,actually red thus "Lilred " hair.I do tan but am a little pale for a guy with the last name of Perez,so when I used to troll,lol try to pick up girls,this is rather crude so sorry ladies.I would say: "Hey sweetie do you have any Puerto rican in you, she would say no,and I would say would you like some" needless to say 85% of the time it failed, but.... Its almost as bad as Hey baby wanna f..., anyways forgive the spelling as I am a hillbilly. Some here call me a Rednexian.