The stupidest pick up line ever!

[Sassy12U]

Yea that's pretty lame but funny.

I think I've had some pretty absurd pick up lines happen to me. It always happens when I'm at a party and there are those guys who are just weight lifters and big and buff who think they can just hit on any girl that they please.

It's really annoying because the last thing that I would want to hook up with someone or date someone through is a pick up line. I like gentlemen who can keep their composure around women and are respectful to women.

I know there are a lot of girls who dress like slu*s or whatever and I also think that they are looking for that sort of attention. I'm just not one of those girls and I don't dress like them either. I do like attention but in a casual or formal way. It was the way that my dad brought me up and I find a lot of my friends in relationships from pick up lines that are unhappy and end up feeling bad about themselves or the relationship is leading to a dead end while they are still in it.

[Lilred36]

lol,i love them all but ND's

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

thats a classic, I thought we were doing the worst, most of them were great,now some of you may not have seen my pick here but i have sandy brown,actually red thus "Lilred " hair.I do tan but am a little pale for a guy with the last name of Perez,so when I used to troll,lol try to pick up girls,this is rather crude so sorry ladies.I would say: "Hey sweetie do you have any Puerto rican in you, she would say no,and I would say would you like some" needless to say 85% of the time it failed, but.... Its almost as bad as Hey baby wanna f..., anyways forgive the spelling as I am a hillbilly. Some here call me a Rednexian.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I like yours vickid, they are cute! Thanks for sharing those.

[eejit101]

Sassy loves eejit then

[BnLM5]

Sassy loves eejit then

At least you put this in the perfect thread! lol