Almost polite ways to tell someone that their post sucked.

1. That was a piece of work
2. I'm finding it very difficult to agree with you
3. I like your forum name, BUT
4. You should have put some concrete around your post, it just fell over.
5. Your post is as attractive as Michael Jackons nose
6. I have a dream and now it has become a nightmare
7. Your post was like a warm flatulation
8. You need to improve your ebonics
9. I am so stupid that I can't understand a word you are saying.
10. You need to fast from your own mind
11. When I read your post, it helped me fall asleep.
Thank you