Your post sucked

[freeringo]

Almost polite ways to tell someone that their post sucked.

1. That was a piece of work
2. I'm finding it very difficult to agree with you
3. I like your forum name, BUT
4. You should have put some concrete around your post, it just fell over.
5. Your post is as attractive as Michael Jackons nose
6. I have a dream and now it has become a nightmare
7. Your post was like a warm flatulation
8. You need to improve your ebonics
9. I am so stupid that I can't understand a word you are saying.
10. You need to fast from your own mind
11. When I read your post, it helped me fall asleep.
Thank you

[targetguy1]

wow i found this post as attractive as Michael Jackons nose. lol no that one was my favorite and i like this concept

[freeringo]

wow i found this post as attractive as Michael Jackons nose. lol no that one was my favorite and i like this concept

I got the point
Can you pass me my makeup?

[eejit101]

Do what i did in a recent post from someone...

Thanks for the info.

[KaciBlakely]

I don't know if this thread is the greatest for community unity.

But it's cool if you want to have a laugh at someone or their post.

I don't think this will be my favorite thread.

I think these will be put on my threads and post for some weird reason, but that's just me.

[PANAMHIEST]

Other interesting almost polite ways to reply to a post:

12. What were you thinking?
13. Get a job
14. SSDD
15. havent I read this somewhere else?
16. your sharkscope says different dude/dudette
17. Life is like a box of chocolates......
18. who cares
19. spam you, spam you to @#$%

[freeringo]

This thread was written as satire and not intended to be used in any post a member makes.

Satire is often strictly defined as a literary genre or form; although, in practice, it is also found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement.
-wikipedia encylopedia


I can see how a lack of wisdom could allow one to percieve this post as devisive. It takes wisdom to understand that satire is a great vehicle to
improve ones outlook on very simple problems.

As for myself, I work very hard every single day to find the positive in every situation and try to use that positive energy, that most people have trouble holding onto, to unite my fellow members in the hope that I can make NDN forum a better place.

[KaciBlakely]

This thread was written as satire and not intended to be used in any post a member makes.

Satire is often strictly defined as a literary genre or form; although, in practice, it is also found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement.
-wikipedia encylopedia


I can see how a lack of wisdom could allow one to percieve this post as devisive. It takes wisdom to understand that satire is a great vehicle to
improve ones outlook on very simple problems.

As for myself, I work very hard every single day to find the positive in every situation and try to use that positive energy, that most people have trouble holding onto, to unite my fellow members in the hope that I can make NDN forum a better place.

I know what satire is.

I just didn't know if this was that or not.

Not because the first post.

But because of eejit's response.

I can never tell what eejit really thinks.

Anyways don't say I have a lack of wisdom.

I don't think you meant it.

But still.

I didn't want a grammar lesson.

But I'll just leave this thread alone and you guys can have fun.

See you at the game tonight though!

[targetguy1]

I know what satire is.

I just didn't know if this was that or not.

Not because the first post.

But because of eejit's response.

I can never tell what eejit really thinks.

Anyways don't say I have a lack of wisdom.

I don't think you meant it.

But still.

I didn't want a grammar lesson.

But I'll just leave this thread alone and you guys can have fun.

See you at the game tonight though!

that is one thing that make eejit that much of a better poker player. you never know what he thinks adn therefore you will never get a good read on him. s for this thred i loved it as most of them made me laugh. ringo always has a way of making thread that are either very funny or something we can simply learn from. so thank you ringo for all your great threads funny or serious.

[GloBug]

Your post was like a warm flatulation. i ate beans last night to for dinner.

[freeringo]

Your post was like a warm flatulation. i ate beans last night to for dinner.

Sniff sniff
and you had a blueberry muffin and some yogurt
wait
sniff sniff
strawberry yogurt

[eejit101]

I like the famous "tl:dr"

Thats awesome.

Or alternatively - "eejit101 didnt reply to this thread.... and i think you know why"

[taylovesthebeatles]

I like the famous "tl:dr"

Thats awesome.

Or alternatively - "eejit101 didnt reply to this thread.... and i think you know why"

Teal deers are pretty!

The latter should be put on a t-shirt or something.

[GloBug]

Sniff sniff
and you had a blueberry muffin and some yogurt
wait
sniff sniff
strawberry yogurt

well u better let your dog sniff because u are way off. i did have pinto beans last night and some tacos with rice.

[woohoosue]

hey 15 happens....so when i posted that , i wasnt being rude ...the post was a duplicate.... just different poker site .... I was polite

lol

ok i still can't think of one and im only half way through reading so .....

[twenty47]

this is like Letterman's top 10... those are hillarious.

[woohoosue]

i wanted to finish reading your post but half way through I fell unconscious...after i recovered I thought it best i stop there... I'm sure someone will be along soon with more stamina.... keep posting!