Your post sucked

[freeringo]

Almost polite ways to tell someone that their post sucked.

1. That was a piece of work
2. I'm finding it very difficult to agree with you
3. I like your forum name, BUT
4. You should have put some concrete around your post, it just fell over.
5. Your post is as attractive as Michael Jackons nose
6. I have a dream and now it has become a nightmare
7. Your post was like a warm flatulation
8. You need to improve your ebonics
9. I am so stupid that I can't understand a word you are saying.
10. You need to fast from your own mind
11. When I read your post, it helped me fall asleep.
Thank you

[targetguy1]

wow i found this post as attractive as Michael Jackons nose. lol no that one was my favorite and i like this concept

[freeringo]

wow i found this post as attractive as Michael Jackons nose. lol no that one was my favorite and i like this concept

I got the point
Can you pass me my makeup?

[eejit101]

Do what i did in a recent post from someone...

Thanks for the info.

[KaciBlakely]

I don't know if this thread is the greatest for community unity.

But it's cool if you want to have a laugh at someone or their post.

I don't think this will be my favorite thread.

I think these will be put on my threads and post for some weird reason, but that's just me.

[freeringo]

This thread was written as satire and not intended to be used in any post a member makes.

Satire is often strictly defined as a literary genre or form; although, in practice, it is also found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement.
-wikipedia encylopedia


I can see how a lack of wisdom could allow one to percieve this post as devisive. It takes wisdom to understand that satire is a great vehicle to
improve ones outlook on very simple problems.

As for myself, I work very hard every single day to find the positive in every situation and try to use that positive energy, that most people have trouble holding onto, to unite my fellow members in the hope that I can make NDN forum a better place.

[PANAMHIEST]

Other interesting almost polite ways to reply to a post:

12. What were you thinking?
13. Get a job
14. SSDD
15. havent I read this somewhere else?
16. your sharkscope says different dude/dudette
17. Life is like a box of chocolates......
18. who cares
19. spam you, spam you to @#$%