You're dead weight

[freeringo]

Have you ever had a friend or family member who after awhile is just dead weight to any activity you get involved in?

It has happened to all of us.
Once I invited my wifes friend to our cabin for the weekend and after 24 hours we wanted to get rid of her and couldn't.
We vowed never again to take her with us.
Here are some funny thoughts on how to get them to not want to come again.

1. We are going to make a phone call, and don't comeback.
2. Our dog drools alot in the car and he has to come with us this time.
3. You have to sleep on the floor cause the air mattress has a hole in it. sorry
4. Wake up at 4am and make alot of noise having sex in the next room.
5. turn the hot water heater off after your shower and before hers.
6. Don't take a shower for a week and brag about being able to smell yourself
7. Do lots of chores and ask her to help on everything.
8. Make her warch the dog and tell her you need to go into the woods for a lunch time quicky that takes 4 hours.
9. Only bring food she doesn't like
10. Hide the booze and the drugs from her

[BnLM5]

Even though this made me laugh, I still wonder why you would not just tell her that she can't go because It is just for the family this time. I would!

[freeringo]

Even though this made me laugh, I still wonder why you would not just tell her that she can't go because It is just for the family this time. I would!

My wife doesn't drive and her friend can drive the girls to the lake while I do some painting and drinking.

[GloBug]

u know its funny u post this because there a few people i know that are dead weight. like for instance my brother in law. i wont say his name but he my wifes oldest sisters husband. he has tobe the laziest a$$wipe i have ever met. well like for instance we go to my father in laws house in LA and we are doing a family BBQ. well of course i take care of all the food and beer and all that stuff. well i do anything i can to help because daddio isnt getting any younger. well good ole a$$wipe just sits ont he couch and watches tv all day then expects to eat my food. well on this day i was fed up so i told him he wasnt eating because he never helps . he said are you serious and i said as serious as a heart attack. i told him u better hope your wife gets extra food because u aint getting nothing. he says thats messed up and i said sure it is. just about as messed up as u not helping. well my wifes sister starts in on me and i said u keep it up and u wont eat. all while this happenening my father in law is laughing about it. well at the ned of the night i told him he can eat. but if and when we do this again he is gonna help. well that was the last time he went to LA to spend time with the in laws. lol my father in law doesnt like him either and he bought me a bottle of good tequila for getting this out in the open. my wife thought i was mean but hey it had to be done and i will be the 1st to let it be known.

[freeringo]

I am beaming with pride for you Globug.
Cheers