One night my brother (16) and I (17) snuck out to go to a party.
I left 10 minutes before my brother to go home.
I snuck into the laundry and through the kitchen and up the stairs.
3/4 up the stairs, the phone rings, I freeze.
My dad says "let me check his room" he opens his bedroom door and sees me standing on the steps and says "what are you doing up"
"I was thirsty Dad."
"you seen your brother?"
"no, who's on the phone?"
"Go back to bed"
My brother got pulled over by the cops that night.
I got away with it and my parents never found out.
Thank God I stripped down to my underwear in the laundry room.