Have you ever had a friend or family member who after awhile is just dead weight to any activity you get involved in?

It has happened to all of us.
Once I invited my wifes friend to our cabin for the weekend and after 24 hours we wanted to get rid of her and couldn't.
We vowed never again to take her with us.
Here are some funny thoughts on how to get them to not want to come again.

1. We are going to make a phone call, and don't comeback.
2. Our dog drools alot in the car and he has to come with us this time.
3. You have to sleep on the floor cause the air mattress has a hole in it. sorry
4. Wake up at 4am and make alot of noise having sex in the next room.
5. turn the hot water heater off after your shower and before hers.
6. Don't take a shower for a week and brag about being able to smell yourself
7. Do lots of chores and ask her to help on everything.
8. Make her warch the dog and tell her you need to go into the woods for a lunch time quicky that takes 4 hours.
9. Only bring food she doesn't like
10. Hide the booze and the drugs from her