LOL target. What a sweetheart you got :-p. Although i dont know who could stand the smell.
went camping once, that is to say, some friends and i got drunk in the woods, and i go in the woods outside the campsite to take a piss. I hear a rustle close by, nothing big, but enough to scare me while im taking a piss. Never saw the bastard, but as i peed on myself trying to get away he doused me. Smelled awful, my friends could barely stand it. If i wasnt so drunk it woulda probably been worse, but they definately didnt let me sleep in the tent . I pretty much just passed out outside near the fire and slept. Was horrible when I woke up though :-p