I have a new job

[eejit101]

Yes, i decided to stop being a dick and get a real job. Whod have thunk it.

So, lets be honest (why not?)

Im going to use £££ not $$$, as thats what we use, to translte it multiply by 1.6, so £1 is $1.60, and £200 is $320.

My old bar job - 40 hours per week, £5.73 an hour + tips. Tips there sucked, so £230 a week after tax and insurance is about £175 ish. Take home there was £200 a week.

My new bar job - 20ish hours a week, £5.73 an hour + tips. So i got paid £120 a week with no tax or anything, as its under the threshhold. Tips for the weekdn were £100ish, so overall i made more doing this job. Odd

New job time!

I now work from 9am-5pm in an office.

I now work for google. As a google re-seller. We sell sponsored links on the site.

Say for example you own a website for your work, say your an electrician in LA. And its on page....5 of google for that search. I speak to you, organise a deal, we get you in the top 5 links on page ONE for that search. Simple.

As a bonus - you get 3 different keyword searches. So you can be on page 1 for electricians in LA, LA electricians, California electricians. Anything you want!

2 x 15min breaks, an hour for lunch.

Basic pay = £200 a week. Which sucks. However!

Commision! Each deal i make i get 20%. The current staff average 5 deals a week, for £2,000. Thats £400 a week commision.

Thats $1k a week. Not bad!

Plus theres no max commision. and the base wages go up.

So basically ive done this type of work before. I hated it after 6 months though. However there the commision sucked. Here its awesome. So can i get bored earning that much? Dunno, ill find out.

This job = paying for trip to Minnesota.


Happy times.


Now all i need is Scarlett Johannsson

[JettyZ]

Interesting to see someone go into Google's Adwords department. I thought this was all done online.

I used to have an Adsense account, had a publisher account, and made about $100 through Google's network. They sure take a lot of commision, though.

It might not be easy finding customers, but good luck.

[woohoosue]

It does indeed.

Ill see if i can bump us in casino listings for free

I like a good back scratch every now and then.....g1 eej......

so they don't make u count tips as income in England? all our books has your country down as tax hounds....how do they let that slide?

hey gl so u r in advertising..... consultant.... it fits u..... r u made to be polite or did they say u can call ppl bums and idiots if u want? as long as u make your quota.....

seriously ...good luck guy

[eejit101]

tips = not taxed

this job = lots of commission

[BnLM5]

Today is the first day of the new job. I can't wait to hear about it. I wonder do you love it or hate it? Did you make any sales? How much commission did you earn? Did you quit? Were you on time? Did you call anybody an idiot or a moron? Are you going back in the morning? Would you rather work at the bar again? Are you hella tired? Do you feel like doing all the stuff you do here at NDN? lol I have so many questions. I wish you would hurry up and get home.

I hope you had a wonderful day!

[eejit101]

Lol, im at work now. Lunch break.

Lets answer your questions...

1 - Its ok.... its boring tho.
2 - Not yet, ive phoned 9 people so far.
3 - I get 20% of whatever i sell.
4 - I havent quit.
5 - I was early
6 - I havent called anyone an idiot or moron.
7 - I will be coming back in the morning
8 - Bar work is so much more fun.
9 - I am not tired.
10 - Its nothing like NDN.


Side note - Starting today is a stunningly beautiful girl. Just figured id share that

[navuta]

Today is the first day of the new job. I can't wait to hear about it. I wonder do you love it or hate it? Did you make any sales? How much commission did you earn? Did you quit? Were you on time? Did you call anybody an idiot or a moron? Are you going back in the morning? Would you rather work at the bar again? Are you hella tired? Do you feel like doing all the stuff you do here at NDN? lol I have so many questions. I wish you would hurry up and get home.

I hope you had a wonderful day!

lol....

We love u eejit101....
I wish I could go to your party man...

We want to hear about your job!!!

[eejit101]

Oh yeah, if anyone wants to email me at work....


Enjoy