Yes, i decided to stop being a dick and get a real job. Whod have thunk it.

So, lets be honest (why not?)

Im going to use £££ not $$$, as thats what we use, to translte it multiply by 1.6, so £1 is $1.60, and £200 is $320.

My old bar job - 40 hours per week, £5.73 an hour + tips. Tips there sucked, so £230 a week after tax and insurance is about £175 ish. Take home there was £200 a week.

My new bar job - 20ish hours a week, £5.73 an hour + tips. So i got paid £120 a week with no tax or anything, as its under the threshhold. Tips for the weekdn were £100ish, so overall i made more doing this job. Odd

New job time!

I now work from 9am-5pm in an office.

I now work for google. As a google re-seller. We sell sponsored links on the site.

Say for example you own a website for your work, say your an electrician in LA. And its on page....5 of google for that search. I speak to you, organise a deal, we get you in the top 5 links on page ONE for that search. Simple.

As a bonus - you get 3 different keyword searches. So you can be on page 1 for electricians in LA, LA electricians, California electricians. Anything you want!

2 x 15min breaks, an hour for lunch.

Basic pay = £200 a week. Which sucks. However!

Commision! Each deal i make i get 20%. The current staff average 5 deals a week, for £2,000. Thats £400 a week commision.

Thats $1k a week. Not bad!

Plus theres no max commision. and the base wages go up.

So basically ive done this type of work before. I hated it after 6 months though. However there the commision sucked. Here its awesome. So can i get bored earning that much? Dunno, ill find out.

This job = paying for trip to Minnesota.


Happy times.


Now all i need is Scarlett Johannsson