I have a new job

[eejit101]

Yes, i decided to stop being a dick and get a real job. Whod have thunk it.

So, lets be honest (why not?)

Im going to use £££ not $$$, as thats what we use, to translte it multiply by 1.6, so £1 is $1.60, and £200 is $320.

My old bar job - 40 hours per week, £5.73 an hour + tips. Tips there sucked, so £230 a week after tax and insurance is about £175 ish. Take home there was £200 a week.

My new bar job - 20ish hours a week, £5.73 an hour + tips. So i got paid £120 a week with no tax or anything, as its under the threshhold. Tips for the weekdn were £100ish, so overall i made more doing this job. Odd

New job time!

I now work from 9am-5pm in an office.

I now work for google. As a google re-seller. We sell sponsored links on the site.

Say for example you own a website for your work, say your an electrician in LA. And its on page....5 of google for that search. I speak to you, organise a deal, we get you in the top 5 links on page ONE for that search. Simple.

As a bonus - you get 3 different keyword searches. So you can be on page 1 for electricians in LA, LA electricians, California electricians. Anything you want!

2 x 15min breaks, an hour for lunch.

Basic pay = £200 a week. Which sucks. However!

Commision! Each deal i make i get 20%. The current staff average 5 deals a week, for £2,000. Thats £400 a week commision.

Thats $1k a week. Not bad!

Plus theres no max commision. and the base wages go up.

So basically ive done this type of work before. I hated it after 6 months though. However there the commision sucked. Here its awesome. So can i get bored earning that much? Dunno, ill find out.

This job = paying for trip to Minnesota.


Happy times.


Now all i need is Scarlett Johannsson

[freeringo]

See ya around like Glo bug
Fantastic more money
we will miss you bunches
hurry back
iron your shirt

[targetguy1]

well everyone getting new jobs makes me want to go start searching again. i gave up after a few months but looks like i shuold hit the trail running again.

[GloBug]

well nice to hear eejit. you are a complete man now. lol now u can get a date and impress here by saying what u do. lol

[0maxpower0]

Wow awesome diggs Eej. Couldnt pick a better company to work for than google... lucky ur not in the US or youd be laid off, LOL. I saw an in-depth look at one of the google offices in the states, and man, i dont think that another company treats their employees as well as they do. Massage parlor, international cuisine, sleeping pods, free day care, and probably the best thing of all.... they have slides. They have slides to get from one floor to another.. i kid u not. So if this goes well... maybe a transfer to the states to work for that branch. I think it was in Minnesota :-p

Regardless congrats man. Something about a good 9 to 5 makes playing poker all the more profitable.

[eejit101]

Only problem is that limits the NDNPT gaes i can play to 2 a week.

Sad.

BUT - ill still be able to come on every day and do what i do.

[Pokerkitty6]

Good Luck on your job. We all know google has an awesome reputation. I hope you enjoy it and I hope you make it to Minnesota one day.

[eejit101]

One day???

SEPTEMBER 5th!!!

[GloBug]

well hey ndn u can have eejit put u to the top of all poker and casino forum searches. lol use him like a donkey.

[targetguy1]

Only problem is that limits the NDNPT gaes i can play to 2 a week.

Sad.

BUT - ill still be able to come on every day and do what i do.

its sad. well we will see you around when you are here. i am sure we will be

parting when your here though. nice gig you got and hope you make tons of

money.

[BnLM5]

Good for you, if this is really what you want. You sound a little unsure about the whole thing. But regardless, it's a good job with the potential to make very good money. Maybe you will love it and move up and up the Google line. But whatever you do or where ever you work I hope you are happy. Your work is a part of your life a big part. If you are not happy there, as you very well know, it kinda puts a damper on the rest of your life. Tends to bring ya down.

You are young enough and smart enough that I honestly believe you can do pretty much what ever you choose or set your mind and heart on. Personally I think you should give it some serious thought. People practically kill themselves working and living from pay check to pay check each week and by the end of the week they are literally broke. Why not do something you love and make enough money to enjoy life if you can. Only my opinion.

Sorry didn't mean to sound like your mom.... But ....

BTW I think you will make a great salesman as I think you are great at everything.

[eejit101]

Id sooooooooooo marry you

[BnLM5]

Id sooooooooooo marry you

Awwww! Sept. 6th? LOL

[freeringo]

Line me up with a telecommuting job with google.
I work for peanuts too

I don't do dress up or drug tests.

But I can sell anything

[nodepositneeded]

That must mean you'll have access to NDN while at your new job!

[eejit101]

It does indeed.

Ill see if i can bump us in casino listings for free

[navuta]

Line me up with a telecommuting job with google.
I work for peanuts too

I don't do dress up or drug tests.

But I can sell anything

Lol...
Im so happy about eejit new job... it must be a realy nice job...
Congrast eejit.. looks like are on your luck week...
Enjoy.!!!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Line me up with a telecommuting job with google.
I work for peanuts too

I don't do dress up or drug tests.

But I can sell anything

Working for peanuts is all very fine, but I can show you a better time!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Congrats on the new job eejit, it'd be awesome to work for Google I think. If I had an IT degree that is, which I don't. But still it sounds like a good job for you, well done.

[eejit101]

Cheers.


Im happy

[freeringo]

Working for peanuts is all very fine, but I can show you a better time!

Who needs money and peanuts?

I following the fun times.

Show me the way Tay

[navuta]

Congrats on the new job eejit, it'd be awesome to work for Google I think. If I had an IT degree that is, which I don't. But still it sounds like a good job for you, well done.

Wow...
Im glad of u eejit..
Very nice to know u work for google..
But it is acutaly for google or it is a company that uses google as tool to get theirs customers to first place on google??? Can u explain better...lol...

Hope u make lots of commision there and earn a lot of money....

I still have to find my job here!
I guess u are very happy right now than...
All the best for u my dear friend.>!!!!

[thenutzaa1]

congrats eejit!!!

it seems that you are very exicted to start this new job!

good luck to you and have fun at the new job!

[navuta]

Hey...How much do I have to pay to get my blog on the first page when u search photography art???


....

Hope u doing great on your new job...

NEWS:
I just wasted 3000 on the bingo...
So it is growing...

[Lilred36]

Well done young Brit,congrats and good luck, hope it works out for ya bud.