Anatomy of A Poker Player, Donkey edition.

[KaciBlakely]

I found a picture and wanted to share it with you guys because it made me laugh.

If you guys can't see the picture this is what the sections of the picture say.

It identifies the anatomy of the donkey , poker player, so enjoy!

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One Track Mind- Only interested in his hole cards.

A visor from some lame poker site.

Mouth- For poker lessons.

Bluetooth- Because no jackass should be without one.

Sunglasses- so he can't read the board.

Sound proof headphones- and has to be reminded when it's his turn.

Active odor.

Heart- in the right place, at the wrong time.

Cell Phone - WIth the loudest, most annoying, ringtone you can find.

Enchanted trinkets- usually placed all over the table.

Ipod shuffle- containing; the gambler, deuces are wild, ace of spades, etc.

Entire bankroll.

Extra large chip protector- that makes noise when squeezed. HEE-HAW!

"Ace RAG" - to root on suck outs.

Matches, Smokes, Coasters, ****tail Napkins- and anything else "free" found around the card room.

Suffers from M.C.T. - "Male Camel Toe"

Sock- With extra wad of cash, which is also known as "Rent Money"

"Buster" Browns - For those "runner-runner" marathons.

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It's the most hilarious picture I've seen, poker wise, and I imagine some professional players look like this in Bobby's Room for some reason.

[thenutzaa1]

lol that is funny kaci......

[eejit101]

if your posting the pic..... why post the words too? To see the pic you zoom in... its not hard.

Then again ive given up caring about chip spam. So go for it!

I have other things to be doing. Gotta go buy a suit

[KaciBlakely]

I posted it because I NEVER knew how to zoom it.

People always post pics and I have never been able to read them.

And when I post pics people have asked what it said, like my fight club tshirt post.

You have the power to deduct chips so I don't mind if you do on this one.

And just wondering what are you buying a suit for?

Got a hot date?

Please explain.

[eejit101]

New job. Gotta look hot. Ill take a pic so you can drool if youd like

And i cant take chips. Or id take everyones and give them all to me.

[KaciBlakely]

Okay well NDN, Took care of it.

Sorry for the chip spam.

I seriously can't see pictures and that is why I typed it all out.