Cat Bath!

[KaciBlakely]

How to Clean a toilet


This was simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you

1. Put both lids of the toilet up

And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.


2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.



3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid.
You may need to stand on the lid.


4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.
Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this..


5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
! This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'..



6. Have someone open the front door of your home.
Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.


7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.



8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
And run outside where he will dry himself off.


9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.



Sincerely,

The Dog












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That was funny.

And clearly a joke.

Could you imaging anyone ever actually doing this?

I couldn't believe someone but a mean old dog would do this.

I give her a bath to make sure she doesn't have any fleas, etc.

Plus however hard she tries, she can't reach everyone.

[GloBug]

well i just recently gave my 2 kitties a bath and they were like fish out of water. they didny enjoy it all. so what i do hold the back of there necks and that seemed to calm them down. just like momma would do. lol well what i really enjoyed is when they get out of the bath and arent fully dried and they shake ther elegs as they walk. funniest **** ever. i tried the tape on the paws thing tonight for my girls and they loved it. was a riot it was. tape and pounce treats laced with cat nip is the best. like meth for cats.

[Pokerkitty6]

My cat loves cat nip. Her favorite thing is the cardboard scratch pad they sell. She gets a new one every other month and it comes with the best cat nip ever, according to KitKat. Have you tried the lazer lights with your cat? They love those too, just don't point them at anyone's eyes and never use them when a cop is around...they may think it's a gun and they are a target, fyi....

[eejit101]

get a cat.

drown it

done

[freeringo]

I can't stop laughing Kitty

God that was funny

I would try it myself if I had a cat and if I could stand behind my toilet.