If you have an internet job can't you live anywhere.

And then if the dating goes well.

You can move in together, get engaged and live happily-ever-after.

Well that'd be great and hopefully everything works out for you the way you want it.

Every sense you made that post last week, I have a lot more respect for you and would like you to be happy in this life.

Eejit, have fun and be merry.