Maybe looki into getting sponsored by a local charity or something. Its how a lot of places get by those kinda laws, and illegalities; they just partner up with a charitable organization, which allows them to play poker as well as other things. Just so long as the charity gets a predetermined percentage of the house take or whatever. Hotels, bars, bingo hall; all of them have been springing up with poker because of this stiuplation or whatever thats placed on it. If you run it though a registered charity and give i believe 20% of the cut to them, it wont be legal to play real money poker. Hope that helps, definately something to look into.

Now, what should REALLY be done is quite simple, buy protection from the mafia. Im not sure where it is that yo live, but i assure you the mafia is there. Go to your local canoli store, and pick out the oldest, meanest lookin WOP u can find, and ask for a favor. If youre lucky, it will be the day of his daughters wedding, and hell have to do it for you.

Those are the two best ideas i got for you, ranking in descending order :-p