So I decided to put a sign on my lawn

"No woman would!!....Really! Thant desperate for a garbage can, that you have to steal it!

And today I went to lowes and bought yet another one. This time with a chain and I chained it to the fence and in marker I put..


"MANHATER"

"Don't 4 Get u're Bolt Cutters"
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Last time I checked this wasn't Home Depot...

than on the other side it says

Definition of SCUM:
Someone who steals a trash can.