Gr..Someone stole my trash can for the 3rd time..

[Manhater]

So I decided to put a sign on my lawn

"No woman would!!....Really! Thant desperate for a garbage can, that you have to steal it!

And today I went to lowes and bought yet another one. This time with a chain and I chained it to the fence and in marker I put..


"MANHATER"

"Don't 4 Get u're Bolt Cutters"
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Last time I checked this wasn't Home Depot...

than on the other side it says

Definition of SCUM:
Someone who steals a trash can.

[Manhater]

Than on the front it says:

Knew there was a lease law for dogs. Do we need one for garbage cans too!?

[PANAMHIEST]

why in the world would someone do that? I would set a trap pepper spray the crap outta the inside and outside of it, then put a possum in it.

[eejit101]

It was me. And they might be indentity theft ppl

[Manhater]

lol , there was nothing in the trash can but just the morning paper.

haha

[BnLM5]

People will stoop so low as to take anything! It's kinda funny if you think about it. Could you imagine getting caught stealing someones garbage can? How embarrassing!

[PANAMHIEST]

lol , there was nothing in the trash can but just the morning paper.

haha

since they gotta steal trash cans, then they probably cant afford toilet paper

and probably uses the newspaper you have in it. soak that paper in pepper

spray too! lol... I can just see that, it would be funny!

[woohoosue]

mayube they are using it as a house ..... so u have become like jimmy carter ...you are building homes (ok buying crappy garbage cans) for those that need it..... what other uses could a trash can serve .... how about a boat ? do you live near water?

[Manhater]

no ...no water near where I live. That's about 2 hours away.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Put some rocks in it! Then I bet that won't happen again.

Of course, if you live in a complex or something, that'd be a bad idea and you'd probably get in trouble for that.

[Manhater]

It's private property. Mine.

[woohoosue]

im sorry possession is 9/10 of the law so its theirs now ....maybe a pontoon boat. man party woohooo ..i bet they are having fun

[woohoosue]

i heard of this musical band made up entirely of garbage cans... well kids beating on them actually... maybe u r looking for musicians

[eejit101]

I figured u meant these?

[GloBug]

lol it was me i did it in spite of u. lol

[freeringo]

I am afraid I don't have an alibi

[navuta]

Hello all... Im back..Maybe someone is trying to build a home out of of trash cans...