I am flying on a leir jet to Los Angeles to meet up with Kanye West and talk business about his new video shoot. Then I have to go to the 40/40 club and menage-a-trois with Paris Hilton and Ashley Tisdale. Then a straight shot to Tibet to find some spiritual healing with His Holiness the Dalai Lama. Actually, I'm sitting, waiting, and wishing for my Health Professions Professor to e-mail me back about this miserable quiz, then I'm going to my buddie's cabin at The Lake of the Ozarks for his 24th to thrash out all weekend. May not make it back alive.