Kaci's Funny thread.

[KaciBlakely]

Not my men.

Just something I thought was hilarious, in my opinion.

[KaciBlakely]

Off It Comes.

Never trust a little old lady.

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic garbage
bags with her, one in each hand.

There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in a while a $20 bill is
flying out of it onto the pavement.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her...."Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling
out of that bag..."

"Damn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!"

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money?" "
Did you steal it?"

"Oh, no", says the little old lady. "You see, my back yard backs up to the
parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans
come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds!"

"So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each
time someone sticks
his little thingie through the bushes, I say: $20 or off it comes!"

"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way, what's in
the other bag?"

"Well", said the old lady. "Not all of them paid"....