This is from texts from last night.

It's a hilarious website, and I'm including it on my funny thread in case you guys haven't seen the thread i made about it.

Here's the site.

textsfromlastnight.com

(843) : Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

(778 ) : yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...

(847) : So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be

(832) : Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
(281) : I love Texas.