2nd Best Site on the Internet ever!

[KaciBlakely]

Right behind NDN that is.

It's amazingly fun.

I mean amazeballs, for all you guys, and you are guaranteed to lyfao.

ERMOK.

Here is this and you might be convinced.


Textsfromlastnight.com

This is from the website and what it's about.

Texts From Last Night (TFLN) was founded in February 2009 by two friends for reasons that may or may not include: the tendency to press send more easily as the night turns to morning, friends social habits, Kwame Kilpatrick, exes, law school, closing down bars and leaving tabs open, general debauchery and/or a common disgust for all the negativity surrounding the "sexting" phenomenon.

Personally to me it is, like f*ckmylife but way funnier.

Here are some gems I found searching on there today.

In parenthesis is the area code to protect the identity of the parties involved.

This idea is genius.
__________________________________________________ _________

(217): we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to **** block himself.

(602): you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!

(586): I just got called a **** by someone with the screen name "letzgetnakd"...
(I-586): Its like a bank robber calling you a theif.

(240): I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.

(253): is there any particular reason you took a **** in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?

(425): I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that ****site coming

(309): My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong and I'm a dumbass

(773): it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
(70 I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
(773) don't worry... so do I

(774): im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow

Those are just some of the great ones.

Eejit, this is a personal message to you!

Bookmark this site.

ERMOK.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Klink and I have a laugh nearly every day reading each other the funny posts off of both this site and FML!

[navuta]

what is this site about? only sex and alcool or there is poker on it also??
crazy pics out there...
lol...
the second best web site is my blog i think...lol...

[KaciBlakely]

Okay so people do know about this site.

It's a new site.

Only been around since February of this year so I'm excited to share it once I found it.

I thought it was just histarical.

I almost peed my pants on this one.

(609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
(1-609): and?
(609): RIP clitoris

and this one. lol.

(310): ohhhh ****k. chicks a dude.

Tay if you click on worst of all time, there are some genius, and brilliant texts.

I bookmarked this site the minute I read the first page.

I hope these guys get good advertisements.

[KaciBlakely]

OMFG!

How did I not see this one?

(30: I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad

Am I allowed to make these included in my signature.

I think I have to put this in there, lmfao.

[eejit101]

No you dont.

And this site = awesome.

Dont confuse me saying that, with you posting every text on there for chips though please.

[KaciBlakely]

I wasn't posting ever thing on here for chips.

I was only stating the funny, funny ones for this first post and then I saw the one about the dad.

and just had to put it up here for everyone to see because I LMFAO and even though I know you don't like that, it's how I describe it.

This thread can die now as far as I'm concerned.

I won't put another one up here if it makes you happy.

Just wanted to share the lols.

That was honestly my intentions.

Now to see what everyone else put up. ERMOK.

[navuta]

I think NDN forum has better sentences...
I dont write here drunk so often... but we got lots of really funy things here to... I might make a colletion of the best of NDN sentences of all time.... ejjit might help me out....
This is precious....
NDN is the best first...second...third....forth................... .....................
Kaci and Tay... without you girls this forum would be so boring...
thanks girls... you make me orgasms laughting everyday...lol....
thanks for all this...
NDN rocks!!!!

[eejit101]

Kaci and Tay make navuta orgasm.....

Is there anyway to ban myself from this forum??