Eej's Daily Challenge

[eejit101]

Ok, heres the plan.

Every day, i will do 5 completely random things in real life. All these things will be suggested on here. They cant be boring things, and they also cant be impossible.

For example, you cant say fly to the moon, as thats impossible, or have a shower, as i do.

After talking to NDN and watching the show Ed, where every episode they have one character give the other a random $10 bet to do something, id join in.

So - you can bet chips.

Anything from 1 to 1million.

Just reply in here with "eej, 14 chips if you go a hug a random stranger"

Something like that.

If i can get proof, i will. I can take videos on my phone but i dont know how to get them online. Ill buy a USB dongle for my phone and get that sorted i think next week.

I will never lie, if i cannot complete the bet i will give you the chips you bet!

Just dont make it impossible.

Enjoy.

Note - I must accept all challenges. Only way i can decline is for health reasons or impossibility.

[freeringo]

I will give you 123 chips if you watch a dog lick his butt then let him kiss you on the mouth.

I do it all the time. Mutt's Nuts woof

[eejit101]

Addition to the rules.

Nothing than can kill me, or invovles **** touching my mouth.

Thats just sick

[freeringo]

Addition to the rules.

Nothing than can kill me, or invovles **** touching my mouth.

Thats just sick

You never owned a dog have you.

The enzymes in their mouth kills all germ instantly.

Dogs have way cleaner mouths than human, even after they lick their junk.

I never said any tongue

Chicken

[PANAMHIEST]

Ok eejit. I have a bet for you. During my very first hunting trip when I was about 8 or so in hondo, texas me and my cousins had found alot of scorpions and grass snakes which we stored in a big old aquarium. Our uncle charlie told us that for everyone of us that stood in the aquarium,for 5 minutes, could have whatever we wanted from the mcdonalds in town. Now being kids, we all loved mcdonalds, So i did the bet, I stood there for five minutes and earned my happy meal, lol! I still remember how scared i was and how long it took to finally step in that aqaurium.

I bet you 300 chips if you can do this and provide a good video clip of yourself standing in something full of scorpions, then you will have earned your happy meal!

[freeringo]

If you won't kiss a dog and you don't want to die, I would say............

232 chips if you call off your date on Sunday. Pay me Mutt nutz

[eejit101]

Ok, feel free t post more than one at once.

Panhameist - This is impossible for me to do. Theres nwohere near me with grass snakes or scorpions.

Ringo - Sigh. This i can actually do. And as the rules state, i have to accept it. I did it. (i changed it to a different day)


If anyone has any that are nice for me to do, feel free! (or just not ruining my life )

[freeringo]

Ok, feel free t post more than one at once.

Panhameist - This is impossible for me to do. Theres nwohere near me with grass snakes or scorpions.

Ringo - Sigh. This i can actually do. And as the rules state, i have to accept it. I did it. (i changed it to a different day)


If anyone has any that are nice for me to do, feel free! (or just not ruining my life )

I don't want you to change it Eejit
I was messing with you.
If you must prove a point for this silly game
then take my chips.
I will give you double the chips if your new girlfriend makes you happy.
You being happy = priceless.

Now I feel bad

I don't want to play anymore

[eejit101]

Lol, its fine.

Changing the date isnt a big deal

Think of better ones!

(I had visions you guys would make me video tape hugging strangers, or giving orders to Macdonalds staff in rhyme)

[PANAMHIEST]

Ok here is one straight out of the movie jackass, and Im pretty sure you will have a good time doing it too! Get a short metal bar or a piece of a broom stick, and lots of white guaze material. hold your elbows up, with you hands pointing to the floor, an wrap the bar and guaze around you biceps and back, so that it appears as if you have sustained a terrible upper body injury. Then you and your girlfriend or buddy go outside, somewhere that has alot of pedestrians. Unzip and undo you pants, so that you pants keep falling down but you cant do anything about it because your arms are tied up with the guaze, becuase of your terrible injury. Ask people that walk by to please help you pull up your pants and button them up.

If you or your buddy can provide a good video of you doing this succesfully get someone to pull up your trousers,I will give you 500 chips.

[freeringo]

Lol, its fine.

Changing the date isnt a big deal

Think of better ones!

(I had visions you guys would make me video tape hugging strangers, or giving orders to Macdonalds staff in rhyme)

I have enough chips to ruin your life, but I won't.
With that said, you should limit the amount of challenges you are willing to do per person. Your enemies could be mean.
also have a min bet amount

Sample. I wager 4 chips that you won't change your new date to next friday.
Then 4 chips to change it to Sunday and 4 chips ect

get the point

You are about to live vicariously through others. That is very dangerous indeed.

[freeringo]

If I were still a gambling man, I would bet 232 chips to see you stop a bus in a gorilla suit.

[eejit101]

Im expecting comedy ones. Anything insane i can reect on the harmful grounds.

As for Pan's new one.... can we not go simpler? Thatd take AGES to set up, and here the public nudity laws are stricter. Going to jail for this prank isnt all that good an idea.

[sloeddie]

100 chips if you help a lady change a flat tire she has to be between the ages of 29 to 35 a picture of her drivers license will do for proof...

[freeringo]

I wager 333 chips that you won't go to work with a white sheet wrapped around you and put mayo in your mouth and the first person that says "what the hell are you suppose to be" you slap your cheeks and spit out the mayo and say " I'm a zit"

[klinkman]

This something I heard a comedian joking about, and I would like to see it done.

I want you to get a giant jar of change, just completely full of it. Then I want you to walk around downtown or wherever, until you find a homeless man panhandling. When he goes "You got any change" or something to that effect, I want you to go- ding ding ding ding! wooo! woo! You hit the jackpot!!!! And I want you to dump the jug of change everywhere, all while making slot machine jackpot noises.

Is 1000 chips for this one fair? I'm asking you to give money away, so if you need more I can up it.

[PANAMHIEST]

Im expecting comedy ones. Anything insane i can reect on the harmful grounds.

As for Pan's new one.... can we not go simpler? Thatd take AGES to set up, and here the public nudity laws are stricter. Going to jail for this prank isnt all that good an idea.

No dont do it nude, wear some boxers or tightie whities, just you know kinda stand there with your legs spread so your pants dont fall very far down. just far enough people see ya and feel sorry for ya. lol just a prank I seen that was really funny, but i can think of one easier, that will be funny as heck if you can pull it off.

Im sure that their are construction sites in your area somewhere, which should have porta potties. Take a video of some guy or gal, anyone really, going into the porta potty. Run up to it really fasy and push it over with the person still in it. Run away really fast hid behind something and continue video of them as the get out of the porta pottie. you may need a buddy to sit somewhere and video it for you that way you can high tail it outta there without some poop covered construction worker after you. lol it would so freaking funny if you could do this. I will give you 575 chips if ya can! I checked the law and i didnt see anywhere stating that it was illigal to tip porta potties!, so go for it.

[KaciBlakely]

I don't know if this is stupid or courageous.

I'll decide once I see footage of you in the gorilla suit.

Once I actually have enough chips to do so, I will be betting on brilliant ideas I have in my idea.

Have fun with the challenges though.

[*KYLEE'SMOMMY*]

I wager 333 chips that you won't go to work with a white sheet wrapped around you and put mayo in your mouth and the first person that says "what the hell are you suppose to be" you slap your cheeks and spit out the mayo and say " I'm a zit"

me and joe laughed our *** off on this one! hell im still laughing. id like to see this one!

[*KYLEE'SMOMMY*]

ok i got one for ya... i will bet you 50 chips and panamhiest will bet you 50

chips to cut the bottom of a milk jug off duck tape a hose to the top of the

milk jug then duck tape a funnel to the other end of the hose. then have one

of ur buddies take a sh*t or fart alot into the funnel while you hold the milk

jug snuggly against your mouth and nose.

[targetguy1]

man yall are some really sick people in here. some of of these are outragous. i guessing eejit is thinking this was a bad idea.

[eejit101]

Wow.

The gorilla one ill do. Fo sho.
The portaloo one ill do, but this isn the US. The construction sites here dont bring toilets witht them. Ill do it if i can.
The milk jug one i will not do. Eww.



Klinkman - Yours is genius! GENIUS. It would cost me to full it up to a decent amount about $35. I might stick some buttons in too. This i will do in a couple of weeks for sure!

[*KYLEE'SMOMMY*]

Wow.

The gorilla one ill do. Fo sho.
The portaloo one ill do, but this isn the US. The construction sites here dont bring toilets witht them. Ill do it if i can.
The milk jug one i will not do. Eww.



Klinkman - Yours is genius! GENIUS. It would cost me to full it up to a decent amount about $35. I might stick some buttons in too. This i will do in a couple of weeks for sure!

50 chips to you if you walk up to a complete stranger and give them a big ole kiss on the lips! has to be a hot young babe! send pix!

[eejit101]

Much better.

Doing this for sure.

[freeringo]

you said 5 a day and pictures when you can

I bet 414 chips you can't do 5 challenges a day for 14 straight days.