Ways to Dump your girlfriend

[freeringo]

Top 10

1. During your date, say" I have a HU tourney in 15 minutes, I got to go"

2. Take a cell phone call and claim you have to leave because your fish died.

3. Tell her she's fat

4. At the movies, catch popcorn with your mouth.

5. During Dinner, steal the silverware.

6. Open her car door for her then push her in.

7. During car ride to date, roll up windows and fart.

8. Tell her she reminds you of your ex, the crazy *****.

9. Walk really fast in front of her.

10. During your last moments of the night, you tell her she was swell and give her a hand shake.

[navuta]

Top 10

1. During your date, say" I have a HU tourney in 15 minutes, I got to go"

2. Take a cell phone call and claim you have to leave because your fish died.

3. Tell her she's fat

4. At the movies, catch popcorn with your mouth.

5. During Dinner, steal the silverware.

6. Open her car door for her then push her in.

7. During car ride to date, roll up windows and fart.

8. Tell her she reminds you of your ex, the crazy *****.

9. Walk really fast in front of her.

10. During your last moments of the night, you tell her she was swell and give her a hand shake.[/quote]
Nice one ringo~!!!

LOL....true... I think my girld would leave me after any of these atempts...
Very funy... But right now is just not the time to dump her..

[eejit101]

rofl, awesome link

[KaciBlakely]

Nice one ringo~!!!

LOL....true... I think my girld would leave me after any of these atempts...
Very funy... But right now is just not the time to dump her..

I have a better way.

Have sex with her and then after the orgasms are over, send her on her way with the excuse that it is late, and you have important things to do in the morning.

Then all you have to do is change your cell phone number and tell you neighbors to tell the girl you moved and don't answer the door when she comes around.

This works every time.

My best guy friend does this all the time, but as a best friend I have to cover for him, right?

[Pokerkitty6]

In the old days, when I was not married and carefree, I would always do my breakups on New Years Eve. I like to start my new year with a bang!!! My husband, Tony, was my friend a few years before we hooked up, so he has seen my New Years Eve breakups. My friends would always get curious around that time of year. Tony is a keeper though. I told him forget about that 7 year itch, it's that 5 year hump you have to get over. I get bored real easy and love the newness of relationships. I told him to keep it new and exciting and we'll be good. 12 years now and I never know what to expect, except for a good time. We have fun where ever we go!!! By the way, all my breakups have been very friendly, they were my choice and they just didn't work out. I never called any of them names because they were my choice to begin with. Most guys wish they had a breakup so easy! I tell them it was good til the end, nice being with you and have a great life.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

[BnLM5]

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

Yes, you are weird. I realize everybody farts that's a given. But for Christ sake, Tay you don't have to grunt and do it loud. Just do it quietly and grab their head pull em toward ya and ask em to help you sniff it up. And shut the door when ya take a dump if they have to come in do a courtesy flush, it's the polite thing to do. lol

Other wise you could belch everywhere in public. Hell burp a song to her, you won't have to dump her, Because she will never come back.

[freeringo]

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

My best friend and wife's favorite thing to do it fart in the car with the windows up. Then she announces "Oh sorry I farted"
I quickly roll down my window and the smell hits me right in the face everytime. "pay backs a *****" she laughs.

[targetguy1]

I have a better way.

Have sex with her and then after the orgasms are over, send her on her way with the excuse that it is late, and you have important things to do in the morning.

Then all you have to do is change your cell phone number and tell you neighbors to tell the girl you moved and don't answer the door when she comes around.

This works every time.

My best guy friend does this all the time, but as a best friend I have to cover for him, right?

i think this has happen to you before? am i right?

[targetguy1]

tell her your ***

have a friend call you in the middle of the date and when she ask who it was tell her it was her bestfriend and that she invited you over since her parents are out of town.

just make fun of every little dumb thing she does

[Sassy12U]

That's soo mean! why would you ever want to dump a girlfriend that does everything for you!

[KaciBlakely]

i think this has happen to you before? am i right?

Nope it never happened to me.

I used guys for sex when I first dated so it didn't hurt my feelings to let someone go.

I admit I was a cheap 2 cent whore.

I'm over that, and my best guy friend, he's friends with my hubby too, is 24 and does this all the time.

It's an effective way to dump a girl so I added it to this list you guys have on here.

[targetguy1]

Nope it never happened to me.

I used guys for sex when I first dated so it didn't hurt my feelings to let someone go.

I admit I was a cheap 2 cent whore.

I'm over that, and my best guy friend, he's friends with my hubby too, is 24 and does this all the time.

It's an effective way to dump a girl so I added it to this list you guys have on here.

you sure that the guys never used you for sex? not to often do i hear a girl using a guy for sex. i mean guess you got to get any way you can.