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  1. #1
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    Default Why Eejit is my friend?

    To commerate Eejit and his 6000 post accomplishment, I thought it would be nice to start a thread that each of us can tell why Eejit is a friend.

    1. He is completely honest. I like that about him
    2. He allows me to talk too much and loudly on the phone with the utmost respect.
    3. He don't take crap from anyone.
    4. He is a gracious loser
    5. He's a pompus winner. I wish I were one sometimes
    6. He dares to be indifferent
    7. He's adoptable
    8. He likes poker
    9. He stands up for the little guy
    10. crushes the spammers like Thor and his hammer
    11. he is so cute
    12. He is the only person I have ever listen to about poker advice in 14 years
    13. He was persistant with me to improve my game and he help me do just that
    14. He is clever like me I want to play chess with him

    I love you man
    Last edited by freeringo; 07-14-2009 at 06:48 PM.

  2. #26
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    PK is my dream girl.

    Just without the married bit and maybe 10 years younger.

  3. #27
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    Pokerkitty can be my girlfriend if she wishes anytime of the day!

  4. #28
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    Sassy is scary. Noonw knows who she REALLY is!

    Mystery woman.

    I think if NDN had a girlfriend, it would be Sassy

  5. #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Sassy is scary. Noonw knows who she REALLY is!

    Mystery woman.

    I think if NDN had a girlfriend, it would be Sassy
    Lol...
    HAHAHa... funny,,,
    sassy is a mystery true...
    and she have being playing a very good game on NDN tournmanents..
    so I think she might not be a woman at all..
    Joking...
    The womans here on NDN rocks...
    NDN forum wouldnt be the same if wasent for all the nice womans we got here....

  6. #30
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    Bumpity bump bump

    sounds like you need a bump

  7. #31
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    Negative, I am unsure what it is.

    Need something to do today.

    Fantasy baseball took up 10 mins, next...?

  8. #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Negative, I am unsure what it is.

    Need something to do today.

    Fantasy baseball took up 10 mins, next...?

    Your sunk
    I am leaving and driving over an hour and I will think of you and your bordom. NOT

    Bordom is from a lack of imagination.
    I dare you to imagine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Negative, I am unsure what it is.

    Need something to do today.

    Fantasy baseball took up 10 mins, next...?
    Eejit is my friend because he is awesome!
    I like him.

  10. #34
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    Im gonna go Ski-ing with Mother Teresa and Bob Hope and a Penguin with a spliff.


    Better?

  11. #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Im gonna go Ski-ing with Mother Teresa and Bob Hope and a Penguin with a spliff.


    Better?

    And don't look back till supper time.

    Much better indeed

  12. #36
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    It got canelled.

    Teresa died, Bob Hope got a better offer from an Arab, and the penguin was Globug in disguise

  13. #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    It got canelled.

    Teresa died, Bob Hope got a better offer from an Arab, and the penguin was Globug in disguise

    lol umm i believe you are the penguin.

  14. #38
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    Why i hate eejit:

    he's a pikey

  15. #39
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    Pikey?

    FU!

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    lol i guess pikey struck a nerve.

  17. #41
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    I do not live in a caravan, or have a dog, or speak in a language only 4 people understand

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    I do not live in a caravan, or have a dog, or speak in a language only 4 people understand
    yeah but I bet you love blood sausage and pick pocket tourists when they're not looking, pikey

  19. #43
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    ummmmmmmm, yes, always

  20. #44
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    Why do they pick on my sweet little Eeejj?

  21. #45
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    No idea, go kill em all Lori!

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    Look at bright side Eejit, you aren't whining about being bored anymore.

    Eejit only gets half of the abuse he should be getting.

    If we all told him what we really think, he would have quit along time ago.

    We just humor him, to keep him around, because he works hard.

  23. #47
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    I dont know him very well yet but seems very cool!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by markjfixit View Post
    I dont know him very well yet but seems very cool!!

    Eejit being cool??????

    He's from UK = Cool
    says he's pwns everyone = not cool
    won $65000 = cool
    hasn't cashed in BAP = not cool
    loves females = cool
    hits on all the forum girls = not cool
    coming to America = cool
    stays in Minnesota = not cool
    visits all NDN buddies = cool
    leaving his jen = not cool

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    Quote Originally Posted by targetguy1 View Post
    get a room you too. really!!

    You still got the key Eejit?

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    Always.

    And i have cashed for BAP.

    Minnesota is cool, so im told.

    I only hit ont he ones that want me to and hit on me first!

    And i do pwn everyone. Its cool for the honesty

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