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[Sassy12U]

This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.

One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"

His wife replied: "I won it playing poker"

The next night she came home with a mink coat.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"

His wife replied: "I won it playing poker"

The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from"

His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things from! Go upstairs and set my bath for me!!"

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.

The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"

The guy replied: "I didn't want to wet your poker card wet"

[KaciBlakely]

hahaha.

This is a joke I heard, a list of them and thought it was hilarious.

This guy said this to a girl. "I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it."
The girl said to him. "Well, You wear pants don't you?

This guy said this to a girl, "Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
The girl said to him, "That's a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!"

This guy said this to a girl, "What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?"
The girl said to him, "Turn sideways and look in the mirror!"

This guy said this to a girl, "Why don't women blink during foreplay?"
The girl said to him, "They don't have time."

This guy said this to a girl, "How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?"
The girl said to him, "We don't know; it has never happened."

This guy said this to a girl, "Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?"
The girl said to him, "They already have boyfriends."

This girl asked, "What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?"
He said with a funny laugh, "A widow."

He asked me, "Why are married women heavier than single women?"
She answered, "Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge."

I think these are hilarious.