This guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.

One day his wife came home with a diamond necklace.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"

His wife replied: "I won it playing poker"

The next night she came home with a mink coat.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from?"

His wife replied: "I won it playing poker"

The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz.

The guy asked: "Where did you get that from"

His wife replied: "Look!! Don't keep asking where I get my things from! Go upstairs and set my bath for me!!"

His wife came upstairs to find a small amount of water in the tub.

The wife asked: "How come you put so little water in the tub?"

The guy replied: "I didn't want to wet your poker card wet"