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[badaace1973]

Two deaf people get married and during the first week of
marriage they find that they are unable to communicate in the
bedroom with the lights out since they can't see each other
signing, or lips to lip-read.
After several nights of fumbling around and many
misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For
instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over
and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have
sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast two times."
The husband thinks this is a great idea. He suggests to his
wife if she wants to have sex with him, reach over and pull on his
penis one time. If she doesn't want to have sex, pull on his penis
two hundred and fifty times.

[navuta]

What is the…difference between a large pizza and a professional poker player?
The large pizza can feed a family of four.

I was playing poker…with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

From the new hand nicknames department…AK: Anna Kournikova. Looks great. Never wins.

What is the…difference between prayer in a church and at the poker table?
At the poker table, you really mean it.

Two rules for…success in poker:
1) Never tell everything you know.

From the poker dictionary: lottery (noun):
A tax on people who are bad at math.

Don’t Ever…use a fake Jamaican accent at a Caribbean Stud Poker table.

How do you…get a sweet little 80-year old woman to yell (^#&^?
Get another sweet little 80-year old woman to yell “BINGO!”

How do you…get a professional poker player off your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizza.

What is the…difference between a poker player and a dog?
The dog will eventually stop whining.

[freeringo]

The best joke of the day is Navuta picking Melissa in the
So you think you can dance contest twice.
He picked her to win and now this week he chose her to lose.
Same way he plays poker. HAHA

[navuta]

The best joke of the day is Navuta picking Melissa in the
So you think you can dance contest twice.
He picked her to win and now this week he chose her to lose.
Same way he plays poker. HAHA

hummm... u going mad?.this contest is not fun?ask globug!!... jokes are fun..
Ringo.. do u know how to dance??...Whatever..
So... U think I play bad poker???
U will see....lol...
Did u like my signature????

[freeringo]

hummm... u going mad?.this contest is not fun?ask globug!!... jokes are fun..
Ringo.. do u know how to dance??...Whatever..
So... U think I play bad poker???
U will see....lol...
Did u like my signature????

I never implied you play bad poker.
You are just like me.
So mixed up no one can put us on a hand. hahaha