Eejits favourite is:

"Find the Penny" (You hide a penny somewhere on/in a woman. Then you find it blindfolded!)

My question is: What do you find it with?
Wouldn't the penny move or fall off if the woman squirmed?
What if you or her get an itch during the game?
Are you both fully clothed?
How many people are watching?
Is there a time limit?
Does she get to find your penny?
What happens if you find the wrong penny?
Are there any fouls?

I want more details Mister.