Quote Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles View Post
Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.
Yes, you are weird. I realize everybody farts that's a given. But for Christ sake, Tay you don't have to grunt and do it loud. Just do it quietly and grab their head pull em toward ya and ask em to help you sniff it up. And shut the door when ya take a dump if they have to come in do a courtesy flush, it's the polite thing to do. lol

Other wise you could belch everywhere in public. Hell burp a song to her, you won't have to dump her, Because she will never come back.