10. He has more testosterone than a pitbull with lipstick.
9. We like being told what to do and how to do it.
8. He has more drama in his life than all the NDN members put together.
7. We don't really miss Eeejit. we are just bored.
6. Because he contols the BAP and our money
5. He's costing us all 200 chips a day not spamming our threads we start.
4. We love our little whipping post.
3. We have no lives and live viacariously through his.
2. He's way better looking than NDN.
1. Eejit's our best friend.