1. She doesn't mind you leaving your dirty socks lying around.
2. You fart in bed and she farts with you.
3. She never complains when you leave hair in the tub.
4. She wants to rip the waitresses head off for being flirty with you.
5. She loves poker, but likes watching you play more.
6. She thinks you're smarter that her.
7. She lets you hold the TV remote control.
8. She likes to cook naked.
9. You don't call her for a week and she still likes you.
10. She clips your toenails for you.