The weather here in Oklahoma sucks too, same idea. It's said if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes, it'll change!

You should post a picture of this girl so we (I) can determine if she's really that hot :P

I agree with you on the poker advice thing, and especially wish new members wouldn't just come in and post stuff like "Bankroll is important!11" We know that already, though yes it's nice to get a reminder sometimes, but seriously. I think every new member lately has posted that or something similar. As for me, I really get something out of the personal stories, like your 65k win or even Kaci's bad beat. Those are what I learn from, where I can apply what I pick up from the pros to real life applications in the lives of people I care about or whatever.

Snow Patrol

And I'd like to see you and Klinkman have a laziness battle, lol. That'd be epic.

And finally, I quintuple dog dare ya to get your arse out here to the states!