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    Please read this, as its gonna take me ages.

    Im in the mood for some general musing and thoughts, and usually these are quite good, so heres hoping (im gonna ramble!)

    Lazyness

    I am a lazy bastard. I can state that catergorically. If i could get paid and live comfortably doing nothing i would, aside from 1 night a week where id go and some something. I dont know why, but I just have no motivation. However today, i decided to kick my own ***. I am fed up of a lack of fulltime hours at my job, so i got a new one i think in about 45 minutes. Screw em. Im gonna sell out to capitalism and work 9-5. There goes my NDNPT games for a majority, and all my nightly fun with NDN and other forum members, but its something i have to do i think.

    Music

    Some good songs for you to check out. Trust me. all beginning with S (nearly)

    Stone Sour - Through The Glass (thanks NDN for that)
    Secondhand Serenade - Its Not Over
    Stereophonics - Mr Writer
    Snow Patrol - Run / Chasing Cars
    Feeder - Turn

    Spamming

    Im sorry, but i cannot stand people who cant think of anything to write for chips. I can come up with a response that will fill pages to pretty much any thread on this forum if i put my mind to it, and most of it would be on topic. This is entirely the reason why reading this forum to rep everything is taking so long. People are making new threads for things that are already being discussed elsewhere. And half the posts in the general section are just..... crazy. This is my opinion though and please keep posting it if you wish. I cant and wouldnt stop you if i could. I just dont get what 1 person finds funy and noone else does to be readable. If everyone realised the forum isnt to be used for fun, then once in a while for some serious posting of utter **** for a few chips, my life, and everyones elses, would be 100x easier.

    Chips

    This site rocks. Name me one other site with this much stuff either going on or coming up. I am honestly shocked we dont have 1million active members a day.

    As for this being the best poker site as a couple of new members are saying.... Im forced to disagree (please dont hate me). I mean, while i strive to answer everything poker related, usually in so much detail it hurts, we dont get enough responses from insightful poker players on here to pass on knowledge and give their advice. The better you get at poker, the more similar style you will have to the other good players. Its a proven fact. In cash games for sure, the only thing dividing peoples profits at the bigger levels is luck. Some people suck and just do it for fun or whatever, or take shots, but the big guys all play very very similar. And half of the advice i give on here ive directly been given before, or have stolen and reinterpreted for use here. My thoughts are my own, but the basis behind them i may have been using for some time from the lips of another player.

    Films

    Harry Potter 6 is out soon. Cant wait.

    Women

    Weirdly, for me anyway, ive been single for nearly 10 months now. And to be honest ive only just noticed and done something about it. Weird how i went from serious relationship to another one, stopping off at the obvious places (one night stands and stuff) in between. Now im hunting again! And to be honest, its fun. I have a date with a STUNNING girl next week, and to add to the stunning part we have loads in common. She even plays a bit of poker.

    Dunnow hy i said that, just rambling

    Weather

    How can it go from so beautiful over here to so **** in about 4 hours. I left hte house in sunshine, wearing a Tshirt and jeans. I walk home after chatting to a girl for an hour at her work (weirdly not the one fromt he above thread) and its raining "cats and dogs". I got soaked in 1 minute flat. Weather sucks. I love it when its hot in the day, just wish if it was raining it would do it at 5am or something.

    Planes

    Come on, how the hell do you make a metal tube fly by adding some sticking out bits of metal with tiny flaps. And this is coming from me, someone who can legally (i think) fly a small non commercial propellered plane.

    Also, since they banned smoking on flights, they refresh the air every 17 minutes. When you oculd smoke, it was every 3 minutes.

    so technically its healthier to allow smoking on planes.


    Spot

    I have a spot on my forehead, its annoying me as its small and not popable! Grrrrrrrr

    Done now

    Ran out of musings. Much love

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Please read this, as its gonna take me ages.

    Im in the mood for some general musing and thoughts, and usually these are quite good, so heres hoping (im gonna ramble!)

    Lazyness

    I am a lazy bastard. I can state that catergorically. If i could get paid and live comfortably doing nothing i would, aside from 1 night a week where id go and some something. I dont know why, but I just have no motivation. However today, i decided to kick my own ***. I am fed up of a lack of fulltime hours at my job, so i got a new one i think in about 45 minutes. Screw em. Im gonna sell out to capitalism and work 9-5. There goes my NDNPT games for a majority, and all my nightly fun with NDN and other forum members, but its something i have to do i think.

    Music

    Some good songs for you to check out. Trust me. all beginning with S (nearly)

    Stone Sour - Through The Glass (thanks NDN for that)
    Secondhand Serenade - Its Not Over
    Stereophonics - Mr Writer
    Snow Patrol - Run / Chasing Cars
    Feeder - Turn

    Spamming

    Im sorry, but i cannot stand people who cant think of anything to write for chips. I can come up with a response that will fill pages to pretty much any thread on this forum if i put my mind to it, and most of it would be on topic. This is entirely the reason why reading this forum to rep everything is taking so long. People are making new threads for things that are already being discussed elsewhere. And half the posts in the general section are just..... crazy. This is my opinion though and please keep posting it if you wish. I cant and wouldnt stop you if i could. I just dont get what 1 person finds funy and noone else does to be readable. If everyone realised the forum isnt to be used for fun, then once in a while for some serious posting of utter **** for a few chips, my life, and everyones elses, would be 100x easier.

    Chips

    This site rocks. Name me one other site with this much stuff either going on or coming up. I am honestly shocked we dont have 1million active members a day.

    As for this being the best poker site as a couple of new members are saying.... Im forced to disagree (please dont hate me). I mean, while i strive to answer everything poker related, usually in so much detail it hurts, we dont get enough responses from insightful poker players on here to pass on knowledge and give their advice. The better you get at poker, the more similar style you will have to the other good players. Its a proven fact. In cash games for sure, the only thing dividing peoples profits at the bigger levels is luck. Some people suck and just do it for fun or whatever, or take shots, but the big guys all play very very similar. And half of the advice i give on here ive directly been given before, or have stolen and reinterpreted for use here. My thoughts are my own, but the basis behind them i may have been using for some time from the lips of another player.

    Films

    Harry Potter 6 is out soon. Cant wait.

    Women

    Weirdly, for me anyway, ive been single for nearly 10 months now. And to be honest ive only just noticed and done something about it. Weird how i went from serious relationship to another one, stopping off at the obvious places (one night stands and stuff) in between. Now im hunting again! And to be honest, its fun. I have a date with a STUNNING girl next week, and to add to the stunning part we have loads in common. She even plays a bit of poker.

    Dunnow hy i said that, just rambling

    Weather

    How can it go from so beautiful over here to so **** in about 4 hours. I left hte house in sunshine, wearing a Tshirt and jeans. I walk home after chatting to a girl for an hour at her work (weirdly not the one fromt he above thread) and its raining "cats and dogs". I got soaked in 1 minute flat. Weather sucks. I love it when its hot in the day, just wish if it was raining it would do it at 5am or something.

    Planes

    Come on, how the hell do you make a metal tube fly by adding some sticking out bits of metal with tiny flaps. And this is coming from me, someone who can legally (i think) fly a small non commercial propellered plane.

    Also, since they banned smoking on flights, they refresh the air every 17 minutes. When you oculd smoke, it was every 3 minutes.

    so technically its healthier to allow smoking on planes.


    Spot

    I have a spot on my forehead, its annoying me as its small and not popable! Grrrrrrrr

    Done now

    Ran out of musings. Much love

    I got one of those too on the side of my forehead and I pick at it and it never comes off.
    You need to take a deep breath and prepare yourself for an adventure Eejit. Lazyness is from your enviromental foundation of complacentcy.
    It's time in your life to gamble and take a road trip to your fate.
    That means leaving the past behind and go where the road leads you.

    I did it twice in my life at your age and I don't regret any of the good or bad.

    You are single and are at the perfect age to do this.
    Come to America with just a suitcase and a 1 way ticket.

    I double dog dare ya

    WE NDNers will help you in anyway we can.
    Trust in fate and your destiny and enjoy your journey.

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    Yes sir. Get on the plane and get going!

    You'll find something (maybe even someone) over there that you'll fall in love with and that will give you all the motivation you'll ever need to "do something" about it!

    I TRIPLE dog dare ya!

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    I dare you too eejit. That would take some guts, but life is an adventure. I did more in my 20's than most people have done in a lifetime. I say if you've got nothing to lose, go for it, you only live once. Enjoy it!!!!

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    Through Glass is the most overplayed song on my local alternative station. I swear, I've listened to about 30 songs on that station in the last year, and 10 of them have been through glass. I'm driving, and I think, hmmm, whats on z104? I turn to it and "Looking at you through the glass..."

    Now the Snow Patrol songs are great, and everyone on here should listen to those 2 at least. Run was the first song of theirs I've heard, and Chasing Cars is still my favorite. It's kinda been "our" song since Tay and I first started dating, and will probably be our first dance at our wedding reception.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klinkman View Post
    Through Glass is the most overplayed song on my local alternative station. I swear, I've listened to about 30 songs on that station in the last year, and 10 of them have been through glass. I'm driving, and I think, hmmm, whats on z104? I turn to it and "Looking at you through the glass..."

    Now the Snow Patrol songs are great, and everyone on here should listen to those 2 at least. Run was the first song of theirs I've heard, and Chasing Cars is still my favorite. It's kinda been "our" song since Tay and I first started dating, and will probably be our first dance at our wedding reception.

    I think what Klinkman was trying to say here is " I quadruple dog dare ya"

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    Na, you go straight to Infinity dog dare!

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    The weather here in Oklahoma sucks too, same idea. It's said if you don't like the weather, wait five minutes, it'll change!

    You should post a picture of this girl so we (I) can determine if she's really that hot :P

    I agree with you on the poker advice thing, and especially wish new members wouldn't just come in and post stuff like "Bankroll is important!11" We know that already, though yes it's nice to get a reminder sometimes, but seriously. I think every new member lately has posted that or something similar. As for me, I really get something out of the personal stories, like your 65k win or even Kaci's bad beat. Those are what I learn from, where I can apply what I pick up from the pros to real life applications in the lives of people I care about or whatever.

    Snow Patrol

    And I'd like to see you and Klinkman have a laziness battle, lol. That'd be epic.

    And finally, I quintuple dog dare ya to get your arse out here to the states!

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    September the 7th is the plan.

    Dont really have plans of moving there, but who knows

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    September the 7th is the plan.

    Dont really have plans of moving there, but who knows
    I am sure after one night of drinking and throwing rocks you wont be going anywhere soon.

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    Depends.

    NDN, can we throw rocks?

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    First of all; never read the harry potter books, never really watched any of the films. But for some reason, i cannot wait for that new movie. Dont know why, but it looks good. SECONDLY, and more importantly, you have a stunning girl, who plays poker, and has an english accent ( i presume ). If shes got blonde hair and blues eyes, eej, u stole my perfect woman!! Also, on a side note, in italy its legal to videotape someone who is having consentual sex.... with you....so... maybe well see a link soon. LOL.
    Definately sounds like u got something to live for :-p

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    She is stunning, date is tomorrow.

    But she is a brunette.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    She is stunning, date is tomorrow.

    But she is a brunette.
    Bump her and dump her, you got a trip to take.

    Whetever you do, don't fall in love.

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    Hell no, this one is worth looking at daily!

    Not doing anything you said, im a nice guy!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Hell no, this one is worth looking at daily!

    Not doing anything you said, im a nice guy!

    Great

    Your already smitten.
    One kiss and your hers.
    Hope she doesn't carry a big suitcase.

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    For her baggage? I dont get it.

    And im not smitten. She is just hot. Very hot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    For her baggage? I dont get it.

    And im not smitten. She is just hot. Very hot.
    yes baggage, dirty laundry, a tainted past, strange habits

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    Hope so. Would make her interesting

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Depends.

    NDN, can we throw rocks?
    I will start collecting some "skippers" for September.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodepositneeded View Post
    I will start collecting some "skippers" for September.
    now thats what i am talking about. forget the female and throw rocks across

    the lake. women are so overated. she will just cheat on you anyways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by targetguy1 View Post
    now thats what i am talking about. forget the female and throw rocks across

    the lake. women are so overated. she will just cheat on you anyways.

    If she is as good looking as you say, then you are in real trouble.
    Good looking girls motto is, F--- my face and get off.

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    Lolz.

    Date is 4pm my time tomorrow. thats 11am EST, and 10am NDNs time.

    Send me texts if u have my number, make me laugh and ill give u chips.

    If you dont have my number, and want it, PM and if i like you enough ill reply

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Lolz.

    Date is 4pm my time tomorrow. thats 11am EST, and 10am NDNs time.

    Send me texts if u have my number, make me laugh and ill give u chips.

    If you dont have my number, and want it, PM and if i like you enough ill reply

    I got your #, but I don't text.

    If I could text, it would say> Tell her the texting person thinks she needs to get her eyes checked.

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    Wimp

    GEt a cell phone!

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