The T.O. Show Review
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First the introduction was all about his ego, but showing us his good side at the same too.

His line, "This is my stage, it's where I make the impossible, possible," is probably the most egocentric opening of a reality show ever.

Well aside from the one liners from Bravo's Project Runway, but this is the sports section and I won't go into that.

It starts out March 4, 2009, with him hearing the news on the television that he would no longer be A Dallas Cowboy member.

The News Reporter makes a great crack at him, "San Francisco, Philly, Dallas, none of them are happy endings. Who might want him now?"

Next, it's time to call his publiscists. Basically this is just so they can have an introduction into this over-produced reality show, called The T.O. Show.

Then he talks about Pablo, his always been there big brother type but the truth is he is just an overpaid body guard who is forced to listen to his problems.

Then his friends/employees get taken out by him, he paid, for dinner, and they pretend to listen to his opinion, when they try to earn more money and get him to move to L.A.

Then there is a great commercial break which I appreciated at that point.

I love reality television, but not necessarily, the over produced, and mass marketed crap.

And then the show comes back and his employees can't find him.

They find out via text and on the news that T.O. got signed to an one year deal to Buffalo.

Then they do the most hilarious dance, "T.O., Let's go, to the snow!" which got repeated 8 times and danced too.

Then there's a jump, skip, and a hop, with a bit of a plane ride, and they all show up in Los Angeles.

And at the airport!, he can't find his bags at all, for like forever.

He had to give his number, well his body guards number, to the security because they lost his baggage.

He says his house better make up for the hassle that his bags getting lost made.

And we see him stuff his face with something that looks disgusting.

Men eating are not cute at all!

And he's a flirting with the real estate agent. And the real estate agent is being "sexy".

If you are interested in watching the rest of the show, here's the link where you can see it.

Full Episode | The T.O. Show | Ep. 101 | The T.O. Show: Full Episode 1

I don't think I can review the rest of this show, because it's not something I am liking doing but was just doing for your benefit.

It was much better just to watch it and mock it than to write about it.