The T. O. Show

[targetguy1]

TO is a cry baby and i cant stand him. why would i want to waste my time watching a show about him. over the years i heard enough about him him him dont feel like watching a show where he will jsut talk about himself no thanks.

[eejit101]

TO only rules the parts of the world that i am not in

[targetguy1]

TO only rules the parts of the world that i am not in

th eonly thing TO rules is hisself. everything else is just something he has

made up in his mind. the guy is crazy and never blames himself for his

faults. so screw him an dhis show.

[KaciBlakely]

The T.O. Show Review
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First the introduction was all about his ego, but showing us his good side at the same too.

His line, "This is my stage, it's where I make the impossible, possible," is probably the most egocentric opening of a reality show ever.

Well aside from the one liners from Bravo's Project Runway, but this is the sports section and I won't go into that.

It starts out March 4, 2009, with him hearing the news on the television that he would no longer be A Dallas Cowboy member.

The News Reporter makes a great crack at him, "San Francisco, Philly, Dallas, none of them are happy endings. Who might want him now?"

Next, it's time to call his publiscists. Basically this is just so they can have an introduction into this over-produced reality show, called The T.O. Show.

Then he talks about Pablo, his always been there big brother type but the truth is he is just an overpaid body guard who is forced to listen to his problems.

Then his friends/employees get taken out by him, he paid, for dinner, and they pretend to listen to his opinion, when they try to earn more money and get him to move to L.A.

Then there is a great commercial break which I appreciated at that point.

I love reality television, but not necessarily, the over produced, and mass marketed crap.

And then the show comes back and his employees can't find him.

They find out via text and on the news that T.O. got signed to an one year deal to Buffalo.

Then they do the most hilarious dance, "T.O., Let's go, to the snow!" which got repeated 8 times and danced too.

Then there's a jump, skip, and a hop, with a bit of a plane ride, and they all show up in Los Angeles.

And at the airport!, he can't find his bags at all, for like forever.

He had to give his number, well his body guards number, to the security because they lost his baggage.

He says his house better make up for the hassle that his bags getting lost made.

And we see him stuff his face with something that looks disgusting.

Men eating are not cute at all!

And he's a flirting with the real estate agent. And the real estate agent is being "sexy".

If you are interested in watching the rest of the show, here's the link where you can see it.

Full Episode | The T.O. Show | Ep. 101 | The T.O. Show: Full Episode 1

I don't think I can review the rest of this show, because it's not something I am liking doing but was just doing for your benefit.

It was much better just to watch it and mock it than to write about it.

[KaciBlakely]

Really.

See I've watched the five minute trailer and even though he whines, it's well produced.

By well produced, I really mean over produced therefore, the mocking quality of the show will be over the moon.

I'm totally excited.

I just need and ICE-E and Popcorn and I'll be ready to go.

[targetguy1]

Really.

See I've watched the five minute trailer and even though he whines, it's well produced.

By well produced, I really mean over produced therefore, the mocking quality of the show will be over the moon.

I'm totally excited.

I just need and ICE-E and Popcorn and I'll be ready to go.

well you have fun watching this show. i hope you dont chock on your

popcorn. how can you waste your time watching a idoit talk about himself all

the time?

[KaciBlakely]

That's basically what all reality television shows are though.

And I'm female.

That almost always makes me want to watch it.

I'm glad you said you hope I don't choke.

For a minute I thought you said the opposite.

That you hope I do choke.

I was going to be angry.

But all is good, and I just set my tivo for T.O.

That rhymed.

Anyways. 27 hours to go.

But who's counting?

[KaciBlakely]

It starts tonight so I just wanted to bump this thread so people could watch it.

I think everyone should at least give it a chance.

We could do a review on it or something else.

Can you tell I'm really excited?

I love reality television.

[0maxpower0]

Funny to see how far hes come since the catch he had from young in the playoffs at the end of the game to win. Definately was a great game and catch and all that, but it was only to go to the super bowl, so it wasnt THAT big of a deal; he caught that thing and was ballin like a baby. Showed great heart, great effort, showed he really loved the game. After that, it went to his head like all the big talking recievers. He just reminds me of a kid clammoring for attention, look at me! look at me!. I remember seein him on cribs; nobody in his house, no gf, he lived alone, coincidence?? Its always about him, no matter where he is. On the field, in the press room (thats my teammate :*( ) and now off field, its all for an immature need for attention. the show is just another play at it, and not to take away from anybody thatll watch the show, but i certainly will not. Its not that what he does is really THAT bad in the scope of bad things; but the attention grabbing immaturity irritates me more than anything. I dont even wanna humor it at all, cept for posting about it

[KaciBlakely]

See, I like the fact that he's a whine baby.

That way it's more easier to make fun and crack jokes about it.