Hooters Girl gets interviewed by sports station

[KaciBlakely]

Thought this was a great segment so I'm paraphrasing it a bit because they don't have this up on their site yet.

My local sports station interviewed a hott hooters girl and it was very funny and amusing.

Here's how it went.

They asked K.H., a hooters girl for the top 10 things you should never say if you hope to hook up with a one of the hose-wearing hotties who slings your wings while watching the big game.


10. “Can I have your number?”
Do you have any idea how many times a Hooters Girl is asked this question within a single shift? You’re going to have to try a little bit harder than that!

9. “Is that your real name?”
What kind of a question is that? This isn’t a strip club! Is “Megan” really that outlandish of a name?

8. “You’re gorgeous! You should be a model!”
First of all, I’m docking you points for using that line. I recall my grandmother telling me about the boys who used that one on her. It was tired even then! Second, your Hooters Girl knows that she’s hot; she is made aware of this fact dozens of times a day. Lastly, nine times out of 10, she actually has done a bit of modeling. Nice try.

7. “If a woman with large breasts works at Hooters, then where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP!”
Cue forced laughter and feigned amusement. Do you realize that I am told this joke at least once a week? And that it is entirely unfunny?

6. “Do you have a boyfriend? He must hate that you work here!”
Yes, I do, and no, he doesn’t. You see, I have chosen to be with a man who does not suffer from the crippling insecurities that you do, nor does he possess the frighteningly high levels of jealousy and rage that you have.

5. “Do you guys do lap dances?”
Again, not a strip club. There is no pole. There are no G-strings. If you’re lucky, we might dance to “YMCA” with the numerous children running around.

4. “I love a girl in pantyhose.”
I love a guy who won’t share his most perverse fetishes with a complete stranger.

3. “I’ll take a 10-piece wing, hot, breaded, with blue cheese, an order of curly fries, and a side of you!”
Ah, yes! Nothing like comparing a woman to fried food and implying that she can be purchased, while simultaneously making an unoriginal and played-out joke that she has already heard three times that day!

2. “Are those real?”
Are you an idiot? Why on Earth would you ask any woman this? It simply guarantees that you will never be given the opportunity find out!

1. “Would you sell your used pantyhose/socks to me?”
Lovely. Just lovely. Security!



I loved this. It was seriously the funniest and best thing I have heard from another woman that's hott, attractive, and witty.

She is like the best in my book.

[jefftib2000]

haha thats halarious. I wish I could have seen this.

[KaciBlakely]

It was on the radio but yeah it was hella-funny.

I'm glad you appreciated it. I lol'ed when I heard it myself.

[nodepositneeded]

Thought this was a great segment so I'm paraphrasing it a bit because they don't have this up on their site yet.

My local sports station interviewed a hott hooters girl and it was very funny and amusing.

Here's how it went.

They asked K.H., a hooters girl for the top 10 things you should never say if you hope to hook up with a one of the hose-wearing hotties who slings your wings while watching the big game.


10. “Can I have your number?”
Do you have any idea how many times a Hooters Girl is asked this question within a single shift? You’re going to have to try a little bit harder than that!

9. “Is that your real name?”
What kind of a question is that? This isn’t a strip club! Is “Megan” really that outlandish of a name?

8. “You’re gorgeous! You should be a model!”
First of all, I’m docking you points for using that line. I recall my grandmother telling me about the boys who used that one on her. It was tired even then! Second, your Hooters Girl knows that she’s hot; she is made aware of this fact dozens of times a day. Lastly, nine times out of 10, she actually has done a bit of modeling. Nice try.

7. “If a woman with large breasts works at Hooters, then where does a woman with one leg work? IHOP!”
Cue forced laughter and feigned amusement. Do you realize that I am told this joke at least once a week? And that it is entirely unfunny?

6. “Do you have a boyfriend? He must hate that you work here!”
Yes, I do, and no, he doesn’t. You see, I have chosen to be with a man who does not suffer from the crippling insecurities that you do, nor does he possess the frighteningly high levels of jealousy and rage that you have.

5. “Do you guys do lap dances?”
Again, not a strip club. There is no pole. There are no G-strings. If you’re lucky, we might dance to “YMCA” with the numerous children running around.

4. “I love a girl in pantyhose.”
I love a guy who won’t share his most perverse fetishes with a complete stranger.

3. “I’ll take a 10-piece wing, hot, breaded, with blue cheese, an order of curly fries, and a side of you!”
Ah, yes! Nothing like comparing a woman to fried food and implying that she can be purchased, while simultaneously making an unoriginal and played-out joke that she has already heard three times that day!

2. “Are those real?”
Are you an idiot? Why on Earth would you ask any woman this? It simply guarantees that you will never be given the opportunity find out!

1. “Would you sell your used pantyhose/socks to me?”
Lovely. Just lovely. Security!



I loved this. It was seriously the funniest and best thing I have heard from another woman that's hott, attractive, and witty.

She is like the best in my book.

I find it quite odd that you were able to "paraphrase" this word for word to match this article:

10 things you should never say to a Hooters girl - Asylum Australia | For All Mankind

[KaciBlakely]

This was on 1053 the fan sports station in Dallas, Texas.

Here's the website and after I posted this I saw, that it was on there site as well. I have it on a podcast and just transcribed it myself. As far as I was concerned an intern was trascribing. I used to work at this radio station in Dallas, Texas and we did it all the time.

Here's a link but I can not delete a post so I just left it and figured you would have taken the points away.

105.3 The FAN | Station Blog 10 Things You Should Never Say to a Hooters Girl

This was on June 18th, 09 and the asylum was on June 19th 09 so clearly they were the ones who copied and 1053thefan were the originators.

It's still a funny thing.

Here's a link to the article and I link to the itunes

here's the asylum article I believe they copied from the first.

10 things you should never say to a Hooters girl - Asylum Australia | For All Mankind

If you look under podcast on the 1053 the fan you can see June 18th and it should be that one.